Droid Engineer Archive
Thread: A short story for laughs
The following is a short story that's a cooperative work between three AcroCorp members on Valcyn. It's mainly for our guild forum, but I figured some others would get a laugh out of this.
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There they were, those two darn kids and their droideka. That was one of the most rarest of pokedros, and it must be taken from them, no matter what the cost. Alexia and Orrobaccaror waited, concealed by his camo kits. Orro had put a trap in the middle of the road, and all they needed was the signal.
A bright flash overcame them. This was it. They jumped out from behind the bush.
"Prepare for trouble," said the wookiee.
"Make it double," said the pokedro engineer.
"To protect our server from DEVistation"
"To kill all DEVs within our nation."
"To denounce the classes of CH and Flamethrower."
"To run over the DEVs with a lawnmower."
"Orro."
"Alexia"
"Team Ganktronics blast off at the speed of light."
"Surrender now or prepare to fight."
"Impganker, that's right!," said the probot that nobody saw behind them.
The two DEVs sighed, they were used to the harrasment from these two and knew things would go there way.
"Silly DE, droidekas are for DEVs," Holo said mockingly.
"Come on Holo, let's nerf these two," said Q3PO with a laugh.
Orrobaccaror stepped forward and laughed. He reached into his pokedro bag and said "R2, I choose you." He would have turned his hat around to be worn backwards, but wookiees can't wear hats, so he just went through the motions.
R2 replied with "R2, R2, R2, R2" since all pokedro only could say was their names.
Then Orro yelled "battle ram attack," giving the pokedro the order to attack the DEVs dressed as stormtroopers.
R2 turned it's body horizontally and rammed the stormtrooper.
Orro then told the pokedro "Use your zap attack."
The astromech used the shock thing he did to yoda, but it didn't phase the DEVs. Orro knew it was going bad, so he pulled out some other pokedros and said, "Form feet and legs, form arms and torso, and I'll form the head." Then he realized he was thinking of the wrong reality and promptly got beat down by the DEVs.
"Come on Impganker," Alexia stepped in. "We need to steal that droideka once and for all."
"Imp... Imp... Imganker," the pokedro screamed.
"Droi... Droi... Droideka," the other said in a rather rude way.
"Impganker, I choose you," Alexia cheered as she hurled the pokedro into battle.
Impganker stood on the road and stared down the droideka. "Impganker."
"Droideka," it replied.
"Impganker, use your blaster attack!" Alexia commanded.
"Impganker," the pokedro said, as it blasted away at it's opponent.
"Droideka," the other replied, dodging everything thrown at it easily.
"Now Impganker, use your... **edit**, all you have is a blaster attack. Use your blaster attack again Impganker!"
*Low Power*
"Droideka!!!" the other pokedro screamed.
"Dammit," Alexia exclaimed. "Impganker's batteries ran out, how come this never happens to real **edit**," she asked, confused and angry.
"Droideka!!!" the other pokedro yelled out victoriously as it shot at team Ganktronics.
"Looks like team Ganktronics is blasting off agaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnn!" Orro screamed, fading off in the distance as the team disappeared into the sky after having been almost blown to bits by the explosion.
Alexia then awoke in a cold sweat, screaming. "Man, I really need to stop hanging out with Lanxo."
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(Writer's Note: I would like to thank HaloSlayer and Orrobaccaror for their contributions here. This was taken mostly from a couple of emails at work, which were all sorts of bad.)
OMG ROFLMAO 
I was laughing so hard it took me 5 minutes to read that.