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Thread: Droid Lubricant

Charred
Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:16 am
#1

I bought a crate or so of this, initially just for decoration but I noticed the description has HAM numbers and percentages in it and so forth.


Does it do anything, like offer temp upgrades to droids?

Droid_Engineer_Rho
Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:23 am
#2

I'm tempted to say something that might get me banned, involving droid lubricant, manipulator arms, and the DE profession...

But to be honest, I dont' know what, if anything, droid lubricant does.



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Charred
Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:32 am
#3

Thanks.


It can't be anything great or everybody would know... it just appeared like a HAM booster for droids, on first examination...

Warrhawk
Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:50 am
#4

I have never seen this or heard of it? Where did you get it?



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JavelinCatcher
Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:52 am
#5

This is one of the many uncommon forms of spice smugglers can make.


(I know 'cause I have some smuggler with DE and I've seen it in the tree)




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BlueMorgoth
Mon Dec 08, 2003 11:11 am
#6

Yes, it is a spice. I have a few crates on my vendor purely for giggle value



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Charred
Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:21 am
#7

So it buffs the player when used?


I can't "spice up" a probot or anything? :-D


I have or crate or two, it's good decor for a DE's shack ;-) I know a vendor with a lot more too.

Sketh
Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:54 am
#8






Droid_Engineer_Rho wrote:
I'm tempted to say something that might get me banned, involving droid lubricant, manipulator arms, and the DE profession...

But to be honest, I dont' know what, if anything, droid lubricant does.





/choke


/sprayCoffee


/laughUncontrollibly




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Kav
Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:56 pm
#9

Yup it is a "spice" it's a good red ham buffer, not as good a neutron pixie, but enough to get you out of trouble sometimes


the description is, from the top of my head: "A synthitic lube that when spread on the skin causes a warm sensation along with feelings of invincability"


or something like that...




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Sketh
Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:59 pm
#10






Kav wrote:

the description is, from the top of my head: "A synthitic lube that when spread on the skin causes a warm sensation along with feelings of invincability"






Ah, now I understand why they nerfed the probots!


They had to drain all the lube out of them to give the spice dealers something else!




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Domacett
Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:29 pm
#11

You have to remember that "Probot" is just short for Proctology Robot". Then it all becomes clear.


Why else do you think they have micro sensor suites and all those long, skinny arms?





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TheWoody
Fri Dec 12, 2003 4:30 pm
#12

I'm just praying that no one makes any comments about the two long antennai that raise out of their heads regularly



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