Droid Engineer Archive

1. A
2. A
3. D
4. A
5. D

Lol, this is great.

1. E cause droids are awesome

2. Tough choice, can't decide so I'll go for A and E

3. Tough again so A and D and E

4. Once again, A and E though mosta them looked good (Meaning these were the droid I liked)

5. C cause HAL was an annoying whiney little fool

As a side note can I get the Warmonger Personality Chip and/or schematic? I wanna droid like that and, even better, be able to mass produce them. Muahaha!

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Virtanis wrote:

So, I'm here to stoke the fires! Muhaha.

QUESTION #1: Which droid was more valuable to the Star Wars Universe, and why?

Answer: None. Everyone knows that creatures were more "important" to the Star Wars universe.

QUESTION #2: As a Droid Engineer, what makes you cringe in horror every time you think about it?

Answer: The fact that my droid will never be anything but a: backpack, crafting station, repair/stim module, furniture or 'target-soon-to-be-destroyed'.

QUESTION #3: Droid Engineers know the full capabilities of our droids. Which additional tool or featureis secretly installed in R2D2?... shhh, DE trade secrets remember!

Answer: The "Harvey's Bristol Creme & 40-wieght ball bearing dispersement module".

QUESTION #4: Combat droids took center stage in Episodes 1-2. What combat droid prototype never made it into full production?

Answer: The "BT-7" - fires a steady stream of high-velocity, player crafted Bofa Treats at the target (HAM=7, DPS = +40 HAM to all target HAM pools, +80 for Master Pikeman (since they can use the "Kabob" defense).

QUESTION #5: Which Personality chip just never really "caught on" in Star Wars?

Answer: The Kuat "David Lee Roth'Just A Gigalo' - Sophmoric Rock Lead Singer" (TM) droid personality chip.

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So, I'm here to stoke the fires! Muhaha.

QUESTION #1: Which droid was more valuable to the Star Wars Universe, and why?

A. R2D2

B. C3PO

C. The droid with the "bad motivator... look!"

D. IG-88

E. The MSE that scurried away after Chewbacca howled at it.

QUESTION #2: As a Droid Engineer, what makes you cringe in horror every time you think about it?

A. The tremor in the force when all the droids aboard the Death Star all "beeped out and were suddenly silenced."

B. C3PO getting blown apart by the stormtrooper in Cloud City.

C. C3PO getting lifted out of the sand feet first near the Sarlacc pit?

D. C3PO covered in a mass of wires and melted goo aboard the Millenium Falcon, complaing about R2D2.

E. C3PO was built.

QUESTION #3: Droid Engineers know the full capabilities of our droids. Which additional tool or featureis secretly installed in R2D2?... shhh, DE trade secrets remember!

A. The plans to the "Death Star 3, Palpatine Gets Medieval!"

B. A Dremel Moto-Tool with every available attachment.

C. A Phased plasma rifle with a 40-Watt range.

D. Keg tap and refrigerated interior.

E. Jukebox.

QUESTION #4: Combat droids took center stage in Episodes 1-2. What combat droid prototype never made it into full production?

A. ATMHK, *All Terrain Mouse Hunter Killer*

B. Aegis Class R5 droids equipped with a huge radar dish on top of their heads and a launcher pistol array.

C. Probot "I didn't hit it that hard" Series droids.

D. "Marauder" Series Mech: 75 Tons, Cruising speed 43.2 KPH, Top speed 64.8 KPH, No Jump-jets, Medium stocked Heat-sinks, Adequate exterior armor plating, Armed with 2 Magna-Hellstar PPC's, 2 Magna Mk II medium lasers, 1 GM whirlwind Autocannon.

E. Astromech Series R2's with CDEF weapons duct-taped to their domes.

QUESTION #5: Which Personality chip just never really "caught on" in Star Wars?

A. Classic TV-Land Personality: Danger! Danger! Will Robinson!

B. Alien Invader Personality: (monotone) Take me to your leader.

C. HAL-9000 Personality: (while getting ready to store your droid): "What are you doing Dave? This is highly irregular. Perhaps you should go back to the galley and take a stress pill?"

D. Bender's "Bite my shiny metal **beep!**" Personality.

E. Warmongering WOPR Personality: "Shall we play a game? How about Global Thermonuclear War? Fine."

ThatThereRealTK421 says: "Answer: The Kuat "David Lee Roth'Just A Gigalo' - Sophmoric Rock Lead Singer" (TM) droid personality chip."

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Ah yes, manufactured by the same company that makes the famed"Tammy Fae Bakker - Praise the maker, send your donations now! - Leaking Occular Sensor Gasket (TM) droid personality chip."

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Virtanis wrote:

So, I'm here to stoke the fires! Muhaha.

QUESTION #1: Which droid was more valuable to the Star Wars Universe, and why?

R2-D2 - I just wish that we could find out what R2s lines where in the movies

QUESTION #2: As a Droid Engineer, what makes you cringe in horror every time you think about it?

Everything that C-3PO said on Genenosis.

QUESTION #3: Droid Engineers know the full capabilities of our droids. Which additional tool or featureis secretly installed in R2D2?... shhh, DE trade secrets remember!

The kitchen sink

QUESTION #4: Combat droids took center stage in Episodes 1-2. What combat droid prototype never made it into full production?

The Advanced DZ-70 -Everytime that Lucas tried to shoot the scene with a Dz-70, the wind would pick up and knock the droid to the ground.

QUESTION #5: Which Personality chip just never really "caught on" in Star Wars?

The Whiney Personality chip, or theLuke Skywalker special - But Uncle Owen I was going to Toche station to pick up some power converters

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