Droid Engineer Archive
Thread: If Droid Engineers made player vehicles...
55. You will be able to upload your Mission waypoints into the Nav computer. The Dev's will then nerf it because someone could get more than 2 missions at a time this way.
56. Creature Handlers could store pets in the trunk. The Dev's will then nerf it and any pets left in the trunk would die due to heat stroke.
57. If you install a crafting station along with an engine, neither will work.
58. You can prove the theroy that it takes an infinite amount of energy to acclerate mass to the speed of light, but using the general socket bug and craft in an infinite number of engines. Though on your first test drive, it causes all the servers to crash, when the servers come back up, everyone has warped back in time 45 minutes and lost any xp, cash, items.
59. The chassis will require 1001 identical bolts.
60. We can build our own crash test dummies. (Protocol Droid Chassis) any dummy installed would work require a shotgun made by weapon smiths. Which would require 11 idenitical Krat Tissues.
61. The novice vehicle engineer would only be able to make tricycles, and need to make 300 of them before being able to make a real vehicle.
69. You charge to much,I sell my vehicle's on such and such server for 1 credit.
70- You can color the chassis for the vehicle but need another tool to recolor the final version of the vehicle.
71. Gorantoth develops nearsightedness and carpal tunnel syndrome from having to type yet another 10 page Centralized Vehicle Issues List.
72. Electronic Navi computer fully experiemented add 50% to navigation complexity, Fully experimented vehicle motiv system to add 90 to speed. Master crafted Armor chassis to add Heavy armor all resist 80%. Final Combine: Scooter 1 meter/minute runs into all possible rocks within 10 meters and must steer around those rocks manually or cause damage. Vulnerbilities to all known damage types at 95% except cold where vulnerbility is only at 80% since the hotfix!
71) the devs in deside to add 5 more experimentaion points to correct the oversight of the vehical using only 5 experimentaion poins is no faster then running from point a to b
72) the much awaited alternate painting method of the flame job , had to be done at 16 meters, and would reduce the drivers ham to 50 % and put them on fire.
73) you could add weapons to the vehicals.. but only if made by a weapon smith....
74) you could add armor to the vehicals ... but only if made by a armor smith....
75) it would have an option to dispence food and caf, .. but only with the combine effrots of a master artisan, and master chef..
76) if its anti grav unit broke, it would require a Binary load lifter to pick it up so the DE could climb underneath to fix it , with tools supplied by a armor smith ( force field genorator parts ) an a master artisan ( ya know need someone to make a wrench and screwdriver ) where the Binary load lifter, once you were underneath trying to fix it , would promptly *Low Power* and drop it on you
77) it would require fuel , from a resource .. not yet spawned on your server
78) once said resource would spawn, a bio engineer will have found out how to make a stream lined bantha run faster then your vehical , by simply adding a hot coffee enema bag tot he back of the banthat, and the bio-engineerd caf would be all he or she needed
79) only a bio engineered vitality pack could refuel the vehical
80) once you hit the start engine button, the vehical would dart off into space.. claiming the target was on dantooine. leaving you wondering where the hell it went.
81) they would be allowed to be made with personality chips , that directly resulted in how the vehicals end results worked, reguardless of component quality, or experimentaion used.. the chip would simply govern the vehical
82) the hud system required a protocol droid to read...
83) when you sat in the drivers chair.. and hit start, the whole map would change.. suddenly your alone.. no vehical, and your loc is 0 0
84) your slang chip was a bad idea to install in your surgical droid , after it got drunk, and reprogramed the r2 unit to think it knows how to drive your master crafted speeder bike, wich in turn took a spin to the local weapon smith , and by hacking your bank account mannaged to clean you out .. retro fitting the vehicals front only fireing weapon with the new and improved CDEFa rifle that uses the drivers mind to fire...all the while , the drunk surgical droid .. gives up faith in you, and learns to become a bio engineer, and creature handler , and steals all your buissness selling faster then you mounts, in your house.. while your binary load lifter finnally realizes its supposed to carry things, as it promptly sets your crafting station in front of your bedroom door, and goes *LOW POWER* efectivly locking you into your room, untill you can find some way to make the mse droids who you programed to activate the power droid to go recharge the binary load lifter , by attaching parachuts to them, that you made from your wilderness survival skills.and toss them off the balcony.. only to later find out the power droid, was not only joined a Union, and would no longer function 2 days of the week, but it had just proclaimed it friday after noon, and was out with the r2 unit , next door at the player run bar, getting some unknown computor virus from trying to recharge a lamp an artisan made, that for some unknown reason couldnt project light, like the magical flaming torch that never burnt out.
85) all servers are down at this time...
Your lights is on. Yo, Man! I said your lights is on! What are you, blind and deaf? Turn off you Mother-%#$@^&! lights!
And upon running out of power your vehicle informs you:
Yo, Man. Someone stole your bat'ry. I say we get the Mother-&@%#^.
(with apologies to Eddie Murphy)