Droid Engineer Archive
Thread: Oh, the irony...
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just bumping for those of you that didnt get to read this.
And we join our heros in the not distant future at the shuttle pad in Kaadara on Naboo.
DE:Dang, 5 minutes to shuttle.
l33t d00d: hey u, droid maka...
l33t d00d: ???
DE: Hello.
l33t d00d: y u stil maek droids? they s*ck!!!!
l33t d00d: ???
DE: Oh yes, I remember you, my old friend.
l33t d00d: me n my rancor all healed up. Now wat up?
DE: Excuse me?
l33t d00d: I bet we kick you azz.
l33t d00d has challengedDE to a duel.
DE: /shrug
DE: /duel
l33t d00d watches blankly as five metallic spheres quickly issue forthfrom DE into a star-shaped pattern around his rancor, who, BTW is named PwnsZjoo.
DE: "Eliminate Threat"
l33t d00d: VV7F?
l33t d00d fires blindly into metallic ball #1 as it unfolds and watches as his blaster bolts are absorbed into the PSG that has enveloped Droideka #1. Droideka #1 ignores the attacking l33t d00d hitting him for 5 damage.
PwnsZjoo, not yet having recieved his attack command, "drop hiz azz", from his befuddled master, reactively attacks Droideka #2, who is walking back-wards, insect like, as twin blaster bolts rapidly issue from his arms.
l33t d00d: WAIT
DE calmly checkticket prices to Theed, where he is going to pick up a load of extrusive ore.
PwnsZjoo, now bleeding, blinded, stunned, and at 1/3 HAMs, stumbles around, madly attacking Droideka #1. Thevirtual wall of blaster fire hitting him from five sides has drawn the attention of theoccupants of the med-center.
Medic is doubled over, swinging his arm wildly, havingjust saidLOL.
l33t d00d: STOP
l33t d00d (who is wearing a full suit ofmbari armor) decides to switch to his heavy axe and attack Droideka #1 (currently at 85% HAMs). Droideka #1, turns unleashes 4 bolts at l33t d00d, before he gets in his second swing of the axe. l33t d00d is incapped.
DE looks up just asPwnsZjoo goes down.
l33t d00d tellsDE: STOP
DE: What's the magic word?
l33t d00d tells DE?:$*#$ #$& $%(*$%&
DE waits 60 seconds and then calmy deathblows PwnsZjoo and l33t d00d.
DE: Dang, Still 2 minutes to shuttle.
l33t d00d comes running up in his underwear.
l33t d00d: Y u not stop? I ask you nice.
l33t d00d: Y my rancor say "This pet is DEAD"?
l33t d00d: $*#$ #$& $%(*$%&!!!
DE: 1 minute...
l33t d00d: Can I buy a droid?
Is it just me or does anyone else see the word "Pawn" when they see "pwn"?
I keep wondering what these kids are trying to sell? Magazines for school?
I see Pawn in PWN too, deltaBOB... in fact, I'm not l33t enough to know what the heck PWN means... Oh well... for now the above scenario is but a glorious dream..
<run post-dream_sequence> What?hmm? Ohhh, it can't be time for work yet.. NOOOOOO... I didn't even get to pull out my BLL to deposit the rancor corpse outside town and dryly say "sorry about the mess".. hehe.. </end post-dream_sequence>
Oh man that was great.
Mirius fyi your harvesters freak me out everytime I run by them. I see that red lettering and think I am getting jumped. Keeps me on my toes. 
