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Barfalomue

Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:44 pm

I just did a Survey....Lubricating Oil, 92% on Yavin 4, come and get it quick...Supplies limited!

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~Aspi, Tempest, Master Droid Engineer-Master Artisan-Master Merchant-Master Pistoleer Retiree~Vendors-JaxBay Tent Mall
~~~Wearer of Sword of Opinion (+20 to pucker factor attack)~~~
~~"Is that a cookie in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"~~

Barfalomue

Thu Feb 05, 2004 4:08 pm

#15

I made an Protocol droid with a condom dispenser. He is kewl, gave him a submissive personality chip too!

"GIVE ME DOT! I WANT A VIRGIN ALARM TOO!"

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~Aspi, Tempest, Master Droid Engineer-Master Artisan-Master Merchant-Master Pistoleer Retiree~Vendors-JaxBay Tent Mall
~~~Wearer of Sword of Opinion (+20 to pucker factor attack)~~~
~~"Is that a cookie in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"~~

TheRealTK421

Thu Feb 05, 2004 4:11 pm

#16

Barfalomue wrote:

He is kewl, gave him a submissive personality chip too!

I tried to cram a collar and leash on to my MSE droid but I couldn't get the BDSM module to work in my GSM.

/bow

Respectfully,

TheRealTK421 a.k.a. "Doughbacca"

SWG DE Correspondent

Co-Founding member of Ahazi DENet & SWG DEA (Droid Engineer Association)

"I think all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. ...I'm certainly not. And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am."

SinjenRandall

Thu Feb 05, 2004 5:36 pm

#17

Not Pornstars. Fluffers. Pornstars would be a couple of steps up.

Sinjen
Elder Ticklemonster - Unlocked Pre Publish 9
Master Pilot
THE Hero of Tatooine

Gron_DM

Thu Feb 05, 2004 5:53 pm

#18

not pornstars, just the b1tch holding the pant loop of the big mean guy in the prison.

Vilance -Retired from SWG
MDE for most of it, Guildleader as well
EGC Founding leader August 03
Corbantis
Founding Mayor Of Rhuidean, Tatooine
placed Nov 03.

KoenmaAtego

Thu Feb 05, 2004 6:17 pm

#19

Gribnitz wrote:

They are battery powered toys after all...bbbzzzzzzzzz......*low power*

Power droids would be like the droid viagra. They'll make it so you can last longer xD

Maybe C3PO will finally come out of the closet, and R2D2 will finally admit that little tool of his does more than fix things

-Shinji Atego of Lowca

Laffite

Thu Feb 05, 2004 6:31 pm

#20

Ill tell you what we have to do with the porn industry. Those of us who voluntarily chose DE and those of us who have stuck with it for all this time are the masochists. Its been broken since beta and hasnt changed a bit but we love it.

Frog Thorne

Elder Smuggler - Master Pilot

Captain of the Nightjade

Nightjade Exports: Shipping and Misc. Sales

-6115 1020 Naboo, NW of Lake Retreat

"Proud leader of VC for over two years"

Sodan-droiddreamer

Thu Feb 05, 2004 6:34 pm

#21

Yeah, DEs are totally fluffers.

Sodan Droiddreamer (GEGN)
Sodan's Exotic Droidgarten - In Bohemian Grove (Geigen Shuttle), Tatooine (6156 7275)

ResourceMonkey

Thu Feb 05, 2004 7:17 pm

#22

I just got an order from a Rich'hard Gear for a Mouse droid and a crate of spice - should I be worried?

FRUGA HAS LEFT THE GALAXY - Good luck all, I'm done with this game - Account Closed 9/10/2004
with a two month visit again from 6/05-7/05

Upon launch of JTL - An Empire Deserted (no one on planet) Coming in 2005! "Star Wars Galaxies: The Jedi Empire"

Barfalomue

Thu Feb 05, 2004 7:29 pm

#23

ResourceMonkey wrote:
I just got an order from a Rich'hard Gear for a Mouse droid and a crate of spice - should I be worried?

Ye...that same Rich'Hard Gear sent me a message...He wanted me to give his droid a buff.

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~Aspi, Tempest, Master Droid Engineer-Master Artisan-Master Merchant-Master Pistoleer Retiree~Vendors-JaxBay Tent Mall
~~~Wearer of Sword of Opinion (+20 to pucker factor attack)~~~
~~"Is that a cookie in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"~~

Jnath

Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:25 am

#24

Maybe as a skill mod MDEs should get +40 resist to STDs

Jenar
Master Droid Engineer
Director - Cabal of the Toothy Maw
Cult of Sarlacc (Starsider)

"It's the accumulation of small pinpricks over time that causes one to bleed to death" -- Shian Tavkin, Master Droid Engineer/Master Artisan

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