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Thread: Wheres the Lidium?
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Kitsunetsuki
Wed Sep 24, 2003 1:04 am
#14
Lidium is only available by prescription.
Ask your doctor if Lidium is right for you.
Side effects may include headache, nausea, cramps, bloating, sneezing, sweating, decreased appetite, drowsiness, nervousness, irritability, insomnia, dry mouth, diarrhea, explosive weight gain, flatulence, sexual dysfunction, gigantism, osteonecrosis, bleeding eyeball syndrome and death. Lidium is not for people with heart or liver disease, immune disorders, heartburn, depression or runny nose. People taking MAOIs should prepare for immediate relocation to the special Alaskan Lidium-free zone to avoid spontaneous cranial implosion. Do not take Lidium if you are pregnant or nursing unless you thought Village of the Damned was a comedy. Lidium may be habit forming. If ear rash develops, discontinue use immediately.
LIDIUMTM
It sounds like medicine.
Ask your doctor if Lidium is right for you.
Side effects may include headache, nausea, cramps, bloating, sneezing, sweating, decreased appetite, drowsiness, nervousness, irritability, insomnia, dry mouth, diarrhea, explosive weight gain, flatulence, sexual dysfunction, gigantism, osteonecrosis, bleeding eyeball syndrome and death. Lidium is not for people with heart or liver disease, immune disorders, heartburn, depression or runny nose. People taking MAOIs should prepare for immediate relocation to the special Alaskan Lidium-free zone to avoid spontaneous cranial implosion. Do not take Lidium if you are pregnant or nursing unless you thought Village of the Damned was a comedy. Lidium may be habit forming. If ear rash develops, discontinue use immediately.
It sounds like medicine.
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