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Thread: Was walking through Bestine one day, and to me a DE a customer did say
Message Edited by Sketh on 02-20-2004 01:22 PM
I was walking along through Anchorhead one day,
When to me an MDE, a customer did say,
A droid I would like, shiney and new,
I have just one question, what do they do?
I panicked at once, how could I reply,
without saying they do very little, or lie.
Then I thought of a reason both simple and true:
"Because Luke had two droids, and so therefore should you!"
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a BIG /cheer and /deepbow to the guy that started this thread!!
IntoTheGarbage wrote:
"Because Luke had two droids, and so therefore should you!"
Have you combat droids, ones that beep and make some noise?
I said of course, thats what I do, I make droids, want one or two?
Well he said, his skill was lacking, and needed a probot to do his attacking..
I allmost laughed, its nothing new, a probot would be dead, before combat is through.
But I WANT one he said, One that will KILL, big shiny and BLACK, and his tears did spill.
SO to my datapad I did go,Ihad all the parts, wouldnt ya know its one of my arts
and a Probot I did make, a BEAST of its kind, 828 ham, 40% armor on all side.
and to the mix there was added, storage in the boot, and medicaly matted, a 110% med center woot!
the final combine I held true.. using my fiberplast 1000 OQ
and when it was finished, the customer I pleased, but then he destroyed it, by saying relace ( Old timers laugh )
agian another I did make, and warned the poorkid "DONT repeat that mistake", like he just did.
he was happy , he had his droid, untill he used it, and sent tells like hemroids...
How do I name it, how does it work, I had allready answered , one of my quirks..
so I sent him a email, of all instructions true, full detail for all comands, each line rang true..
agian he thanked me, and programed it did right.. I left bestine, hate it at night.
an hour passed, and he sent a tell, said the droid was broken , and go to hell !
IT WONT HEAL ME, IT CAN NOT FIGHT, LOW POWERit says, LOW POWER ALL NIGHT !
and then the battery I made it quite clear, select recharge and aproach from the rear..
once aagian the praise came, he was agian pleased, I hoped it would last , my nerves uneased..
twomin later, a tell right on QUE... YOUR DROIDS SUCK, on the forums your through..
I hated to ask, what it was this time, but I knew it was comming, I predicted this line..
IT CANT FIGHT the customer said.. a RANCOR ONE HIT IT !, and then I was dead..
a Rancor I asked.. a probots a scout, helps with kreedles and small things while your about..
As I had said in the begaining, and will repeat once agian, there is no combat droids.. and my tale will now end...
Facts
Gveedo
Was walking through Bestine one day,
and to me a DE customer did say:
"You made me a droid
Thatgot itselfdestroyed
When attacked by a kreetle yesterday."
'Twas in the hall, and evening was nearing
Said I felt better about Droid Engineering
From my guild mates I heard gasps and a cry
As in shock did some of the elders die
"We've heard you rant, we've heard you rave
And now your profession the devs will save?"
Yes, said I, and boy won't it be fun
Your R2 will now be firing a gun!
The rebs all smiled, hollared and cheered
About the imp scanners soon to be cleared
Our musicians eyes did shine and twinkle
Over lights that would sparkle and winkle
Only our fighting Wookie Chewbecca
Had to goask, "Where's the Droideka?"
Message Edited by Sketh on 02-20-2004 01:59 PM
I was walking through Anchorhead one day, and to me a DE customer did say...
Can you make bots?
Pardon?
Robots!!
Oh. Err, yeah I can make droids.
I want a R2. What do they do?
Ok, they.....
Or a R3
Alright, they're a little more expensive, so....
Or a R4
So you want any astromech, basically?
A what?
An astromech. R5, R4, R2, R3.
A robot!
Sure. A robot.
I poor dun have any dollarscan I trade big pet?
/grumble What big pet?
Bananna Frog.
Do you mean a gorg?
[produces gorg, named Ace]himAce!
Ah, no I don't do that.
Why can't I ride him?
....etc etc etc.
Droideka Uber Alles! (Sung to the tune of California Uber Alles!, by The Dead Kennedys)
I'm a noobie combat clown.
My gun roxxors While I spam knockdown.
Soon I will be uber l337!!!!11!11!1
Jedi scum will soon go away.
I will "pwn all u" one day.
I will command all of you,
Watch me now while you get "schooled".
Droideka Uber Alles!
Uber Alles Droideka!
DE's getting new droids, coo!
Sumthing to pwn all you foolz!
Thought DE's were a total waste.
Lame ass droids without a place.
Wipe my eyes, is it really here?
Droideka uber ownage is near?
DE dude, I'll buy 10, I say,
And I want them yesterday!
Droideka Uber Alles!
Uber Alles Droideka!
Now it's 2004....
Spamming knockdown was such a chore...
It's the Dev team's balance police,
They have come for my pre-nerf piece!
No more AFK Borgle cave camp?
But I've got more lighted lamps!
I don't worry, I'll still have power...
For my Droidekas will never cower!
Sorry DE's, for being so crass,
I was a jerk... a royal ass...
I want an uber toy for my killing sprees,
So build me a Droideka, plz plz plz!!
Droideka Uber Alles!
Uber Alles Droideka!