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Thread: How to tell that you SHOULDN'T be an Correspondent.

Domacett
Fri Dec 12, 2003 4:53 pm
#1

  1. You believe it's perfectly acceptible to spell "you" with one letter.

  2. You believe the English alphabet should contain the numbers 3,4 & 7.

  3. That is to add those numbers to the 23 letters you know for sure are in the alphabet.

  4. Your dad is a Desert Storm veteran.

  5. You constantly ALT-TAB between the boards and EBay to check the high bid on your holocron.

  6. You're not sure what the handbook means by "radial menu".

  7. You can't wait to name your ship "Enterprise" when Space expansion comes out.

  8. You do whatever "A mysterious voice" tells you to do.

  9. You one-star people because they didn't spell "beleive" correctly the first time.

And reason # 10.....(this is for my fellow beta-testers)....You were ever a member of the Force Sensitive Sheep!!!....Die, sheep-dips!!







Indrid Cold
Master Artisan/Master Droid Engineer
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I grok Dilbert
"The force is my hammer, and a big f*****g hammer it is.
TheWoody
Fri Dec 12, 2003 4:54 pm
#2

11: You can't be bothered to remember anyone's names so you call them all "matey"





oh wait...




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Sodan-droiddreamer
Fri Dec 12, 2003 4:56 pm
#3
12. You're a Master CH.



Sodan Droiddreamer (GEGN)
Sodan's Exotic Droidgarten - In Bohemian Grove (Geigen Shuttle), Tatooine (6156 7275)
Droid_Engineer_Rho
Fri Dec 12, 2003 4:57 pm
#4
13) What's teh fastest way to master DE?



Taking a well-deserved vacation from his successful Droid Engineering business, Master Rho can be found puttering around the galaxy.
Virtanis
Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:18 pm
#5

14. How come u guys dont have Droidekas yet!!?11one!?11? They rox!!1





"You Droid Engineers have had to suffer through some tough times. The Devs do not hate the profession and have plans to address some of the larger concerns."
- Q-3PO 10/23/03 1st Annual Droid Engineering Academy Awards
- Fortium - Master Droid Engineer - Master Artisan - Grumpy Advocate for Droids and DE's -
- Proprietor of CF Industries Droidworks -
Naboo: -6600, 3450; Tatooine: -680, -4290; Dantooine: -772, 2860; Corellia: -140, -5500;

Domacett
Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:35 pm
#6




Virtanis wrote:

14. How come u guys dont have Droidekas yet!!?11one!?11? They rox!!1






Clear example of Item #1. For more examples, please visit the GCW forum.



Indrid Cold
Master Artisan/Master Droid Engineer
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I grok Dilbert
"The force is my hammer, and a big f*****g hammer it is.
Virtanis
Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:37 pm
#7


Domacett wrote:

Clear example of Item #1. For more examples, please visit the GCW forum.



That's actually one of the few forums I avoid like the plague.





"You Droid Engineers have had to suffer through some tough times. The Devs do not hate the profession and have plans to address some of the larger concerns."
- Q-3PO 10/23/03 1st Annual Droid Engineering Academy Awards
- Fortium - Master Droid Engineer - Master Artisan - Grumpy Advocate for Droids and DE's -
- Proprietor of CF Industries Droidworks -
Naboo: -6600, 3450; Tatooine: -680, -4290; Dantooine: -772, 2860; Corellia: -140, -5500;

spearbearer
Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:44 pm
#8
15. You think the probot is vastly overpowered.
16. You are sure that all crafter are greedy little bastards who just want to rob the honest professions (Bounty Hunter, CH, Commando etc) of their hard earned credits.



Icatipev IonoraiMaster Chief Droid Engineer
Federal Ore and Petrochemical Mining Corporation
Vendor located on Corellia at -2187 -4460

"I will tell you this, Droids (and DE's) are going to be the MAIN feature for the January publish. We will be fixing alot of things and adding combat droids.Yes, talk is cheap." - JustG - 11/25/2003
Sodan-droiddreamer
Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:47 pm
#9




Domacett wrote:


  1. Your dad is a Desert Storm veteran.




Ok, I don't get this one, but I assume there's some part of the gag I'm missing.




Sodan Droiddreamer (GEGN)
Sodan's Exotic Droidgarten - In Bohemian Grove (Geigen Shuttle), Tatooine (6156 7275)
TheWoody
Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:49 pm
#10

Suggests that you are only 12 years old.


Not that I'm worried bout that... I clear that hurdle by at least a good FOUR months! (j/king)




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TheRealTK421
Fri Dec 12, 2003 6:05 pm
#11

83. You attempt to start a server-wide syndicate of DEs that can control the entire galaxy's droid market.

Oh....wait.

17. You don't understand why anyone would want to take MA.


/bow

Respectfully,




TheRealTK421 a.k.a. "Doughbacca"
SWG DE Correspondent
Co-Founding member of Ahazi DENet & SWG DEA (Droid Engineer Association)
"I think all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. ...I'm certainly not. And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am."


Sodan-droiddreamer
Fri Dec 12, 2003 6:14 pm
#12




TheWoody wrote:

Suggests that you are only 12 years old.




Heh. That's what I thought, except that there were plenty of "older" folks in that war whose "kids" could be adults. But, anyways, yes pls not 12 y.o. correspondents.




Sodan Droiddreamer (GEGN)
Sodan's Exotic Droidgarten - In Bohemian Grove (Geigen Shuttle), Tatooine (6156 7275)
Domacett
Fri Dec 12, 2003 6:15 pm
#13

Cool. Doughbacca's here. I was waiting for this one:


18. You give someone a thorough flaming tongue-lashing, and then /bow respectfully,





Indrid Cold
Master Artisan/Master Droid Engineer
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I grok Dilbert
"The force is my hammer, and a big f*****g hammer it is.
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