Doctor Archive

For all you newbie doctors who is bewildered by all these weird terms of your newly choosen profession, here is some definitions in alphabetical order.

benign - what you be after you be eight

barium - what we do when patients die

cauterize - made eye contact with her

dilate - to live long

enema - not a friend

fester - quicker than someone else

hangnail - what you hang your coat on

medical staff - doctor's cane

outpatient - incapped player

tablet - small tabel

terminal illness - getting sick at startport

tumor - more than one

varicose - near by. close by



yes it's laaaame I know but it's monday.

haha good stuff man.

I was wondering what those meant

---

benign - what you be after you be eight
barium - what we do when patients die

cauterize - made eye contact with her

dilate - to live long

enema - not a friend

fester - quicker than someone else

hangnail - what you hang your coat on

medical staff - doctor's cane

outpatient - incapped player

tablet - small tabel

terminal illness - getting sick at startport

tumor - more than one

varicose - near by. close by



yes it's laaaame I know but it's monday.

Not the type to flame, but my 7 yr-old daughter noticed this one.