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Thread: THE PERFECT REVENGE!!! {on are you buffing /tells} MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAAH
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taloncard
Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:18 am
#1
I added my afk message to have a large advertisement for my vendors, so now by sending me a tell they are helping me advertise. I counted 20 tells in 5 min just sitting afk at coronet with my master doc sign up
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
Is there a Pshycatriatist in the house
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
Is there a Pshycatriatist in the house
Emmers
Tue Apr 20, 2004 11:43 am
#3
lol damn
why didn't i think of that... good way to get the pm's to stop too
AgekVahoba
Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:12 pm
#5
I was going to post this somewhere else, but it fits here. My swetest revenge is lots and lots of text for them to read...........
I noticed that every doc complains about the 100's of tells they get. When I throw up the MDoc title to buff, this is my AFK message: "Agek Vahoba, MD, is now buffing at XXXX,XXXX in front of the XXXX Starport. Buffs are 12k, hit for just over 2200 and all last around 3 hours and 15 minutes. If you would like a buff, please do NOT tip until you are asked, and enter the line to MY left, all players on a line to MY right will be ignored. And please, no Bank tips. Onlyregular tips orSecure Trades will be accepted. This is due to some players scamming me for my hard work with fake bank tips. I appologize for any trouble this causes you, but this is my policy, no exceptions.For all other inquiries please contact me via ingame email. Also, due to current situations, I am not availible to travel any distance to rez any player, for any reason."
Alot of people get pissed off because its so long, but honestly I dont really care. it saves me the trouble of responding to every tell, and give all approprite information. I added the "will not travel to rez.." part because I was sick and tired of getting: "dude, I just died, come rez me in kor vella!" while im in Coronet. They get this and I still get emails that read: "Dude! I need a f***ing rez so my items wont decay! Its your d**m job, just do it!" To these, i take the time to reply: "The situation sounds dire so I will make an exception. My eta is 35 minutes, I have a buffing line and I will not leave them unattended to. in addition to this, my charge if 300k, plus my normal cost of 6k fora rez, plus any travel expences I encounter. If you require immidiate attention, my express rez service rate is 12k X the number of people in my buff line X my standard express rate of 3 + all expences and rates mentioned in the "non express" costs.
In response to this i get hate tells (it usualy totals well over 3 million), but it just sends them right back to the beginning. Usualy I end up telling them that they could have cloned already, and have gotten rebuffed and healed by now. I hate being a jerk to any player, but no one understands the volume of messages we get unless they have been a doc. Once, on dant, after I put my title up, literaly 15 seconds later my entire window went yellow.... its was crazy.
Usualy I end up telling them that they could have cloned already, and have gotten rebuffed and healed by now. I hate being a jerk to any player, but no one understands the volume of messages we get unless they have been a doc. Once, on dant, after I put my title up, literaly 15 seconds later my entire window went yellow.... its was crazy.
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Gitana
Wed Apr 21, 2004 5:03 am
#8
lol that is fun 
agek u need add the part explaining ppl need heal battle fatigue lower 250 for get perfect buffs
PhimaKirsto
Wed Apr 21, 2004 7:06 am
#9
Hehe, I love the power. If someone wants me to go out of my way to rez them they better ask damn nice. I've only done it a couple of times and only for good friends in my guild. Any random person who sent me an abusive tell demanding a rez would be lucky if I took the time to tell them to f**k off.
Morella
Wed Apr 21, 2004 8:22 am
#10
Hey there,
Oh man, oh man, oh man! Wow...do I ever love this.
I think I will add in a line about how if you are not nice to the other people in line, you have to go to the back of the line!
hehehe
Dr. Morella Duvalle
Tarquinas server
(Not buffing Rebels....cause I shouldn't HAVE TO buff everyone!)
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