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Thread: Best Patients
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Graysaber
Wed Apr 21, 2004 1:55 pm
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FiveMaster Doctorsare discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The firstMD says, "I like to seel337 d00dson my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second MD responds, "Yeah, but you should try Smugglers! There's a surprise inside every one of them."
The thirdMD says, "No, I really thinkImage Designersare the best, they are all sparkly inside."
The fourthMD chimes in: "You know, I likeDroid Engineers the best... those guys and gals always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth MD shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the a s s are interchangeable."
The firstMD says, "I like to seel337 d00dson my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second MD responds, "Yeah, but you should try Smugglers! There's a surprise inside every one of them."
The thirdMD says, "No, I really thinkImage Designersare the best, they are all sparkly inside."
The fourthMD chimes in: "You know, I likeDroid Engineers the best... those guys and gals always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth MD shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the a s s are interchangeable."
GuardianHawk
Wed Apr 21, 2004 2:16 pm
#2
That is the best SWG joke I have heard in a very long time, Thanks for the good laugh. Only down side is now I have to explain to my co-workers what is so funny. 
icutyou
Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:56 am
#4
Hehehe, that's a great joke. I remember the original joke that's based off of. Clever 
icutyou
Fri Apr 23, 2004 6:57 am
#7
The original...
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.
"I think accountants are the easiest to operate on," said the first surgeon. "You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
"I think librarians are the easiest to operate on," said the second. "You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
"I like to operate on electricians," said the third. "You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
"I like mechanics," said the fifth. "They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."
"I like to operate on lawyers," said the fourth. "They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable."
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.
"I think accountants are the easiest to operate on," said the first surgeon. "You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
"I think librarians are the easiest to operate on," said the second. "You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
"I like to operate on electricians," said the third. "You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
"I like mechanics," said the fifth. "They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."
"I like to operate on lawyers," said the fourth. "They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable."
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