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Thread: Corvin's Law of Doctor Crafting! Add yours...
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ForceFat
Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:03 pm
#1
Corvin's Law of Doctor Crafting #5 - It is statistically proven by SOE logs, that SWGphysics guarantees the number of doc service calls during crafting rise exponentially.
Corvin Rok
12pt. master doc
Message Edited by ForceFart on 03-15-2005 12:08 AM
Twitchie
Tue Mar 15, 2005 5:30 am
#2
It is also statistically proven that the number of Jedi demanding a rez increases proportionately to the number of people you have waiting in your buff line.
wrathbenelli
Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:48 pm
#3
Wise men say:
the better the resource, the farther away from you, but, the closer to an angry mob..........
the better the resource, the fewer the lots for harvestor..........
to be good as a crafting doctor, you must be bad in everything else...............
finally,
man who walks with hands in pockets, feels cocky all day.............
UTech
Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:17 am
#4
Your own personal desire to get to a certain player in timeto rez them is in direct proportion to the distance and difficulty experiencedin getting to them in that time.
MD_Bathar
Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:34 am
#5
It has also been proven, that those calls for service during crafting time, produces a series of Critical Failures on several of the experiments that follow. Thus causeing anger and frustration within.
wrathbenelli
Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:28 am
#6
Hey corvin
Please reply, i hope you havnt quit due to curb
I have a question,Are you gonna go BE to keep up crafting medical supplies when curb hits?
I am thinking that is the only way i will continue with my alt, since she is only a crafter, and ill be darned if im gonna be a chef or armorsmith.
Just looking for some feedback
TarMangani
Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:51 am
#7
Jeyhrel's law..."If something can go wrong...it's going to wait until I get there to happen..."
Alyxian
Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:33 pm
#8
Lyxie's law of Doctor Crafting - "Hah!!!! You can't! go grind BE already!"
SinfulDoom
Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:39 pm
#9
I dont know much about law's but I know geometry.
I dont like the CU * They agree with me * Therefore they don't like the CU either.
Transitive property
Quality Stims*Meds*Cures*CM Products
KOBO Industries (-1675 2500 Naboo) Starsider
V 12 pt. Master Doctor V 11 pt. MasterCMV
Kobo Doomshadow President
SinfulDoom
Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:00 pm
#10
OhOh I know one.
The amount of time spent gathering resources and med experimentation tapes over the last 6 monthsto produce qualityDoc/Cm productsis directly proportional to the level of frustrationI am experiencing now.
Quality Stims*Meds*Cures*CM Products
KOBO Industries (-1675 2500 Naboo) Starsider
V 12 pt. Master Doctor V 11 pt. MasterCMV
Kobo Doomshadow President
JediGias
Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:38 pm
#11
Giac's law of Inverse Proportion:
"How nice you are to your clientele is precisely how mean your clientele are to you."
Giac's law of Direct Retribution:
"How much your clientele harass you is precisely one-seventh the amount of harassement
you pay people to do back to them."
Giac's law of Justice:
"The number of people you give free buffs to to have a client harassing you reported
increases directly with the length of time that a client harasses you."
"How nice you are to your clientele is precisely how mean your clientele are to you."
Giac's law of Direct Retribution:
"How much your clientele harass you is precisely one-seventh the amount of harassement
you pay people to do back to them."
Giac's law of Justice:
"The number of people you give free buffs to to have a client harassing you reported
increases directly with the length of time that a client harasses you."
Message Edited by JediGias on 04-20-2005 04:25 PM
taloncard
Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:06 pm
#12
Critical failures will always happen when useing rare and exceptional components
ForceFat
Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:44 pm
#13
Corvin's Law of POST CU Doctor Crafting #6 - the....oh...never mind
Corvin Rok
12pt. master doc
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