Doctor Archive
Thread: I'm happy to announce....
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Anaken_Walker
Wed Jun 16, 2004 10:37 pm
#1
...That your pregant ma'm.
Whenever I'm in a med center I like to have a little fun. If a person needs wounds healed, I'll call a nurse (then pull out my droid) or I'll ask somebody to have a seat so I can take a look at them.
Share your doctor stories here.
Uncagedmonkey
Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:46 am
#2
When people come in screaming they need heals, I slap them and yell "GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!!"
Thakkin
Thu Jun 17, 2004 4:54 pm
#4
One time a person asked me to "make him buff." So, I said, "Damit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!"
midgetbeat
Thu Jun 17, 2004 7:26 pm
#5
My fun comes in when I am buffing the adventure planets (Endor, Dath, etc.). I'll charge 12k for a set, which is more expensive than the normal 10k I charge whenin Corolag. When someone gripes I just tell them "I need the extra money to buy a Lexus since my Caddy broke down". They usually find the humor and pay, but one guy was persistent so I just kep playing along "If I can just get a few more thousand I can afford the dolby 5.1 stereo and the heated leather seats", etc. A few weeks later I ran in to him again in Corolag and told him that I returned the Lexus since the ride was too rough and am saving up for a BMW 9 series - he laughed and tipped me 2k more for the humor.
Darkknt
Thu Jun 17, 2004 9:03 pm
#6
I always ask when people get diseased or poison 
"Must of been the bad shuttle food eh ?".
"Must of been the bad shuttle food eh ?".
black666label
Fri Jun 18, 2004 4:15 am
#7
Lol...Haven't got the chance to really humor anyone with doc yet. been master doc like 3 days now
Xandrya
Fri Jun 18, 2004 1:04 pm
#8
Sunrunner people are a lot of fun! I have fun asking people if they are afraid of needles. I have one close freind that I usually offer to buff for free, he often refuses because he HATES needles. Mind you this guy is a tough hunter/CH who likes hunting without armor, lights up a cigarette whenever he gets a spare moment, and faints at the sight of a needle. I'm forever chiding him for his smoking habit. He's great funto roleplay with!
Another thing I like to do is scold and chastise anyone I catch puking from drug use. As a doctor, I never use illegal drugs and I'm constantly warning others about the potential side effects and dangers involved.
My hospital is also filled with interesting little personalized items for close friends and fellow citizens. Things like a Gaevos' breast implant, Vampire's blood sample,Ding's stooolsample which is sitting in the lab to be analysed, Phe'dre's pregnancy test, and various other personalized things. Hence the "Memorial" in the name of the hospital.
Xandrya Dar'Lakon, MD
Administrator of Darkstone Memorial Hospital
Darkstone, Lok, Sunrunner
(see Nurse Nancy for all your medical supply needs)
Dejik
Sat Jun 19, 2004 12:50 am
#9
God I need to think about switching servers! I hear of all these blessed doc resources as well as all these cool people on other servers...I get either **edit** or silents. SOE just hates me I think
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