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Thread: A Chuckle for the Doctor
daltonj001
Wed Jun 16, 2004 11:52 am
#14
Another thing I've been doing that I found funny (I'm easily amused) is to create a roleplay macro for reviving a player. So my first macro goes something like this. (note %TT will say "corpse of ")
/mood sad;
:kneels beside %TT;
Alas dear comrade, you WILL be missed;
/pause 1;
/mood optimistic;
WAIT! %ST's only MOSTLY dead! I think I can save him!;
/reviveplayer;
/healdamage;
/pause 1;
/mood cocky;
He's ok! He's ok! Move along, no dead bodies here!;
/mood none;
The second macro goes like this
/mood angry
:kicks %TT
What are you doing?!?! You died again?!?! Did you never learn to DUCK?!!!
:slaps %TT continously till he sees some sign of life
/reviveplayer;
/healdamage;
/pause 1.5;
/slap;
You're ok! That last slap was just 'cause I felt like it;
/pause 1;
Walk it off %TT, and get back in the fight! Oh, and this time... practice not dying!;
/mood none;
Message Edited by daltonj001 on 06-18-2004 12:02 PM
weshutch
Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:00 pm
#15
daltonj001 wrote:
Another thing I've been doing that I found funny (I'm easily amused) is to create a roleplay macro for reviving a player. So my first macro goes something like this. (note %TT will say "corpse of ")
/mood sad;
:kneels beside %TT;
Alas dear comrade, you WILL be missed;
/pause 1;
/mood optimistic;
WAIT! %ST's only MOSTLY dead! I think I can save him!;
/reviveplayer;
/healdamage;
/pause 1;
/mood cocky;
He's ok! He's ok! Move along, no dead bodies here!;
/mood none;
The second macro goes like this
/mood angry
:kicks %TT
What are you doing?!?! You died again?!?! Did you never learn to DUCK?!!!
/slaps %TT continously till he sees some sign of life
/reviveplayer;
/healdamage;
/pause 1.5;
/slap;
You're ok! That last slap was just 'cause I felt like it;
/pause 1;
Walk it off %TT, and get back in the fight! Oh, and this time... practice not dying!;
/mood none;
Wow, that is very cool (and funny as hell). Can someone start a thread for funniest Doc Macro's? (I would but I dont have one to contribute at the moment.)
Belili [NIMH]
Sevardos
Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:39 pm
#16
daltonj001 wrote:
Another thing I've been doing that I found funny (I'm easily amused) is to create a roleplay macro for reviving a player. So my first macro goes something like this. (note %TT will say "corpse of ")
/mood sad;
:kneels beside %TT;
Alas dear comrade, you WILL be missed;
/pause 1;
/mood optimistic;
WAIT! %ST's only MOSTLY dead! I think I can save him!;
/reviveplayer;
/healdamage;
/pause 1;
/mood cocky;
He's ok! He's ok! Move along, no dead bodies here!;
/mood none;
The second macro goes like this
/mood angry
:kicks %TT
What are you doing?!?! You died again?!?! Did you never learn to DUCK?!!!
/slaps %TT continously till he sees some sign of life
/reviveplayer;
/healdamage;
/pause 1.5;
/slap;
You're ok! That last slap was just 'cause I felt like it;
/pause 1;
Walk it off %TT, and get back in the fight! Oh, and this time... practice not dying!;
/mood none;
LOL - hope you don't mind, but I'm stealing that. Very funny and I like the Princess Bride reference.
Onohos
Wed Jun 16, 2004 11:25 pm
#17
I got a funny for ya guys.
So I'm going around Coronet PvPing with some buds and we come across this Reb. I poison/disease him (CM as well) and run to the back of the group. The guy dies and I get a tell a few minutes later saying
Dude: **edit** MAN?! DISEASE AND POISON ARE NOT COOL!
Me: Get Doc then
Dude: I DON'T HAVE THE SP! YOU SUCK SO MUCH MAN! F**K YOU DOC/CM'S. YOU SHOULD ALL BE BANNED!
Me: Ya know caps lock is not good for your health.
Dude: OH S**T! I'M SCREWED I GUESS! F**K OFF YOU LYING SON OF A BIT*H!
Me: k
A few minutes later, I'm dead and I get a tell from the guy after I clone
Dude: Can I get a buff?
Me: /addignore
Radar-X
Thu Jun 17, 2004 12:16 am
#18
Cailid010 wrote:
TheVeginator wrote:
You want a good chuckle? Here ya go:
A new hobby of mine is buffing the strength and quickness of the AFK tumblers in cities such as Coronet and Theed. Sometimes they are simply amusing when they find out. Sometimes downright hateful. One time I did this to a fellow and he got very profane with his tells. I simply replied that I had no desire to speak with him, and asked if he would please stop sending me hate tells. This only encouraged him to send more. So I reported him for harassment. The next day he sent me a email calling me a **edit** for telling on him and having a CSR give him a warning.
OWNED!!!!
So you go out of your way to interfere with other players play style and then report them when they get upset. I hope the next one reports you for griefing and gets you banned.
Not that this subject hasn't been beaten into the ground continually for as long as I can remember.......I've buffed a few tumblers in the past (mainly the ones that were spamming they weretumbling)but I made 3 realizations.
1) They aren't worth my buff pack
2) I can't report them for tumbling because they aren't hurting anyone
3) They can't report me for buffing them because that isn't hurting them either (and you can argue all you want but buffs are considered beneficial).
Unless your running around "saying" your griefing players you guys keep tumbling and you buffers keep buffing. Neither of you is going to win but keep arguing about it over and over and over in the forums and maybe you will feel better. Tumbling is going away with the combat revamp so you buffers should this topic really should be dead.....again.
Marrow1
Thu Jun 17, 2004 9:59 am
#19
That was a great rez macro, I may have to snag that one.
I don't have the syntax just right since im at work but this one is kinda fun.
place your pants in slot 1 of your tool bar and place hot pants mad to mach your skin color in slot 2.
Then turn away from the person your about to buff.
Then run a buff macro that looks something like.
/say %NT Ohh I have a very special buff for you.
/enhance health;
/pause 17;
/enhance str;
/say %NT You will need to step a little closer.
/pause 17;
/enhance con;
/pause 17;
/enhance quick;
/pause 17;
/say %NT Just a little closer;
/enhance stam;
/pause 17;
/medicalforage;
/ui actiontoolbar 00;
/ui actiontoolbar 01;
/enhance action;
: buffs %NT all shinny and new.
You have to be standing for this to work.
Onohos
Thu Jun 17, 2004 2:49 pm
#20
Bu bu bu bump bu bu bu bump bu bu bu bump bump bump bump bump bump
daltonj001
Fri Jun 18, 2004 7:48 am
#21
Marrow1 wrote:
That was a great rez macro, I may have to snag that one.
I don't have the syntax just right since im at work but this one is kinda fun.
place your pants in slot 1 of your tool bar and place hot pants mad to mach your skin color in slot 2.
Then turn away from the person your about to buff.
Then run a buff macro that looks something like.
/say %NT Ohh I have a very special buff for you.
/enhance health;
/pause 17;
/enhance str;
/say %NT You will need to step a little closer.
/pause 17;
/enhance con;
/pause 17;
/enhance quick;
/pause 17;
/say %NT Just a little closer;
/enhance stam;
/pause 17;
/medicalforage;
/ui actiontoolbar 00;
/ui actiontoolbar 01;
/enhance action;
: buffs %NT all shinny and new.
You have to be standing for this to work.
LOL... that's a great idea. I'm not sure what the medical forage animation looks like but I can guess. I was expecting to see you turn to them and /flex
Marrow1
Fri Jun 18, 2004 8:09 am
#22
Oh, I have used the /flex at the start and a little /jump at the end. They are great as well, when added with a little Havla to show off your supper powers. I have a nice red and back Flash Gordon looking outfit that I have fun with sometimes.
A little /fiddle is also nice.
Visnja
Fri Jun 18, 2004 9:35 am
#23
I had an experience where a novice doctor was running around on Dathomir buffing 1 stat, which happened to be action. Any player that had this stat buffed could NOT be buffed by any other doctor but myself. I say only myself, because my action buff is 2478.
I had to keep shouting that I could overbuff the novice doc's buff because the other master doc's that buff were saying they couldn't overbuff. I was sending tells to 3 different doctors. I thought it was kinda rude that I had to keep up the shouting because the other docs wouldn't tell their customers that I could help them. Some people I did for free. I wish I could remember the novice docs name .. so I could send them a bill for services rendered. (This would be similiar to going to a surgeon and they stitch you up without removing the surgical sponge. Then you have to come back in and have it removed .. who ends up paying? Usually, the patient .. I'd say the surgeon who can't do his job right ... LOL)
Jarloo
Fri Jun 18, 2004 10:28 am
#24
So we're grouped in Fort Tusken and I'm pretty much the only Doc. Much fun and much xp, and we had a good squad leader. During the battle, one of the CH's had a Fambaa who got incapped and was bleeding badly. So I was popping stim-D's and doing First Aid, but the bleed wouldn't stop. The CH says to me, "Don't worry. I'll just put him back in the datapad and get him back out." So I said. "No! He's not gonna die! Not on my watch!" Then I landed another First Aid and the bleed stopped. I healed him up and had one very happy Fambaa and one happy CH.
In a different group with a not-so-good squad leader, I was the only doc who could rez. I let everyone know I was the only rezzer. And I had a macro that basically shouted "Medic under attack" since I have no combat skills. When I used it once when a Tusken aggroed me the squad leader said, "Hey, how about I have a macro that says Leader under attack?". I tried to explain that I had no combat skills but he wouldn't listen. So later on we get cornered by a Gore Chief or something and I'm shouting for help. But since the leader made his little speech no one came to my aid. I died. Then, from around the tent came the cries, "Rez!", "Can I get a rez!", "Rez me!". Of course at the time the closest cloning center was Mos Espa...
Jarloo
Master Artisan/Master Doctor
In a different group with a not-so-good squad leader, I was the only doc who could rez. I let everyone know I was the only rezzer. And I had a macro that basically shouted "Medic under attack" since I have no combat skills. When I used it once when a Tusken aggroed me the squad leader said, "Hey, how about I have a macro that says Leader under attack?". I tried to explain that I had no combat skills but he wouldn't listen. So later on we get cornered by a Gore Chief or something and I'm shouting for help. But since the leader made his little speech no one came to my aid. I died. Then, from around the tent came the cries, "Rez!", "Can I get a rez!", "Rez me!". Of course at the time the closest cloning center was Mos Espa...
Jarloo
Master Artisan/Master Doctor
daltonj001
Fri Jun 18, 2004 11:58 am
#25
Jarloo wrote:
I'm shouting for help. But since the leader made his little speech no one came to my aid. I died.
been there... that's not funny 
My funniest moment interacting with another player was when I was buffing at the Dantooine Mining Outpost. I didn't have too big a crowd but I had about 5 people waiting on buffs at 10K a pop and I was the only doc buffing. I get this guy come up to me and says
Dude: How much to get to the front of the line?
Me: Well, I'm buffin now 'cause I need the cash...100K and everyone in line ahead of you gets 5K.
Dude: 100K?!?! That's ridiculous. I'll give you 60K and you're still making a6x profit.
Me: Nope, it's 100K or back of the line.
Dude: There's no way your buffs are worth 100K, you're a scammer, a ripoff artist. I offered to overpay you by six times and you're trying to rip me off. (this goes on and on for a bit while I talk to another customer that needs some wound healing and training)
Me: You're still not getting it. I never said my buffs were worth 100K. The buff still costs 10K. It's the PLACE IN LINE that costs 90K.
He kept yapping so .... /addignore.
But I did notice that we he came back buffed (from Coronet I assume) then I had already been done with the person he would have been behind for quite a while
But I did notice that we he came back buffed (from Coronet I assume) then I had already been done with the person he would have been behind for quite a while
BlackMageMerc
Sat Jun 19, 2004 2:37 am
#26
Visnja wrote:
I had an experience where a novice doctor was running around on Dathomir buffing 1 stat, which happened to be action. Any player that had this stat buffed could NOT be buffed by any other doctor but myself. I say only myself, because my action buff is 2478.
I had to keep shouting that I could overbuff the novice doc's buff because the other master doc's that buff were saying they couldn't overbuff. I was sending tells to 3 different doctors. I thought it was kinda rude that I had to keep up the shouting because the other docs wouldn't tell their customers that I could help them. Some people I did for free. I wish I could remember the novice docs name .. so I could send them a bill for services rendered. (This would be similiar to going to a surgeon and they stitch you up without removing the surgical sponge. Then you have to come back in and have it removed .. who ends up paying? Usually, the patient .. I'd say the surgeon who can't do his job right ... LOL)
Hehe
Its very rare I can't override someones buffs, but if I can't and someone has some janta packs I"ll gladly refurn the persons money and push them into the other docs arms.
hmm funny doc story. Well I was buffing cornet as there was one doc who saw my tag and and within seconds I got a frantic tell from him begging me to start buffing as he had 30+ people waiting and he was getting more tells every second.
so I take pity and set up shop, my buffs were a little better but I charged the same, but for awhile I only got 1 or 2 people. I was puzzled, as he had gotten another 6-7 people sitting next to him in that time. So I finaly typed /shout now with no line.
That was a mistake. Fully half of his crowd stood up and moved next to me, and I got so many tells at onceI wanted to go hide in a hole somewhere. So taking a moment to sort it all out I ended up buffing some 20 people (half his crowd or so)
Now heres the kicker, I'd been so swamped with tells and spacial chat I juist starting buffing... I totaly forgot to get money from all of them (who had tipped the other MD) So I had just finished buffing the last of them (thank you havala) when I clued in.
However the other doc gladly forward half of all the cash he'd gotten, poor guy had hid his MD tag and the last I saw of him was him burst running away and pulling a swoop out and getting as far away from cornet as possable.... I followed suit quickly afterwords.