Development Cycle Archive
Thread: Server Outages -- All Galaxies (excluding Corbantis, Tempest and Valcyn)
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Tiggs
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:50 am
#170
Looks like everything is back online or close to being back. Thanks for your patience and great sense of humor while we got this resolved.
2-DIMENTIONALGUY
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:51 am
#172
I think it happened whenI tried to slice the server to get solo-groups back Sorry everyone.
kgmkiorys
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:51 am
#173
pibait wrote:
OldenTired wrote:
JustG wrote:
Soon folks... so very sorry about the delays!!
Tiggs and JustG stand in a network operations room. An evil red evil shines down
upon them, and a mechanical voice grates...
NetKeeper: Who would restore service must answer me these questions three, ere the
uptime he doth see!
Tiggs: Ummm... mind going first?
JustG: *shrug* Why not? Ask your questions. I am not afraid.
NetKeeper: What... is your name?
JustG: My name is 'JustG of SOE'.
NetKeeper: What... is your quest?
JustG: To seek the Holy Uptime.
NetKeeper: What... wire would you cut?
JustG: Blue. No, red... auuuuuuugh!
Tiggs: I have to go check the forums again. Seeyas!
use a clamp just G
not going to happen, you know, they don't even know what a clamp can be used for since it's a smuggler item and they don't even know there are smugglers in this game.
If by chance he knows he certainly can't choose because he doesn't know he can't autopull the clamp from the crate.
Vinosski
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:52 am
#174
Tiggs wrote:
Vinosski wrote:
The engineers speaking eginese etc. can sort out their problem by speaking the galactic basic Galaxese, or their secret language which they THINK no one knows about is Colleguese unfortunately tiggs can't understand because he can't even speak Sverese he can only communicate using forumese tut tut tiggs you remind me of an ol buddy his name was...umm...oh yeh Tiggese
Everyone explain to Vinosski what is wrong with his post please.
in fact the message saying i spoke stupidese was correct obviously no one else knows what language i was speaking
Gyran_Tol
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:52 am
#175
I like the term Technical Difficulties, that is what we use if we don't know what is wrong with it....
"yeah just say technical difficulties and shut them up for a bit"
hehe
The_Bishman
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:56 am
#177
Light shines on in a dark room, many people are gathered around a table. A man speaks...
JustG: "What is the mood on the forums?"
Tiggs: "Moaning, flaming, trolling, just like you planned".
JustG: "Excellent!, what of the servers?"
Tiggs: "I have the 'server ON' buttons here, all I need to do is press them, and the servers will be automaticly activated".
JustG: "Let another up, slowly, make them wait, but only the one with the least people on, that way it will stir even more hatred and contempt than ever before!!!".
Tiggs: "Agreat plan, my master".
Message Edited by The_Bishman on 12-07-2004 06:56 PM
TxRoadDawg
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:57 am
#178
Tiggs wrote:
LaughingWolf wrote:
Tiggs wrote:
Maximus_Bane wrote:
Hey Tiggs thanks for quoteing my post, That's a first for me
however I meant, " we are currently experiencing problems with an access cluster on the east coast servers" blah, blah,. as a non-vague answer
But your answer certainly qeulches a lot of my curiosity
Let me try this.. We have these ops guys that talk opsese and they are talking to these engineer dudes who talk enginese. They are all in a chat with the techs talking techese along with the DB's that I am not sure what language it is they speak (oraclese maybe?). At any rate they are all gabbing and everyone once in a while I see "Tiggs do you get that?" I just nod and smile at that point and tell you guys the servers are still being worked on =)
Tiggs, do you mean you don't talk opsese and enginese and oraclese? I am soooo disapointed in you.
"duck"
No, but I speak Pouncese!
Pounce!!
hmmm maybe if the techs learned a higherlanguage like Aggieese instead of that rudimentary longhorn speak those servers might respond a bit quicker
Lyrikk_kubben
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:59 am
#179
Tiggs, can you move this thread to the bria board. We are getting close to 600k posts..... 
Tiggs
Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:01 pm
#180
Lyrikk_kubben wrote:
Tiggs, can you move this thread to the bria board. We are getting close to 600k posts.....
It is going to the publish archive in the sky!
SLK
Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:41 am
#182
Can't take longer than armorsmith, that stuff takes forever..
And a giant complaint to Tiggs and TH:
On the jtl-beta boards you promised blue frogs in every city and bearhunting lisence to people with sticks, where did they go (yes, it was after the NDA lift)
Get intrepid up again, I got a major hide order and if the spawn dies before the server goes up again I will be one very sad green twi'lek
And a giant complaint to Tiggs and TH:
On the jtl-beta boards you promised blue frogs in every city and bearhunting lisence to people with sticks, where did they go
(yes, it was after the NDA lift)Get intrepid up again, I got a major hide order and if the spawn dies before the server goes up again I will be one very sad green twi'lek
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