Dancer Archive

i just had an epiphany. what if our /dazzles, distracts, smokebombs, etc actually had combat effects?

say..smokebomb caused +Blind+, dazzle and distract caused +Dizzy+, spotlight makes everyone /watch and target me. why with just those, i am now both a viable combat AND money making profession

the combat is pretty obvious, but lets say i have a group in a cantina, sitting in their chairs(no, sitting on the floor, cause it'd take an XP bonus or somethign to get someone to sit on a chair for once). i notice they are getting up, and heading for the door..... without giving me a handsome tip!! i quickly /spotlight, to gain their attention, and then /dazzle them back to the ground..... my captive audience! no one escapes MY cantina without paying their tab! at this point.. i can hold them indefinitely, or /smokebomb so i can run around, and pilfer their credit vouchers as i please

/powertrip off

And don't forget, we are so physically fit as dancers, that we are highly effective in unarmed combat, even if we're not TKA. We can zapouropponentswith a fouette-turn kick and flail our arms with deadly force during that pirouette turn. Or,make them disorientedwith howcaptivating we arein our fleshwraps.

So, we'll see this in the next patch, right?

OMG, Poplock would have to be the most lethal of all the dances though. Causes internal injury from side-splitting laughter. Opponent is incapped for two minutes minimum.