Dancer Archive

Ok, so in another post I mentioned how I had been browsing the musician forums. A thread I stumbled across asked if any musicians wrote their own songs. Within that thread, someone posted a link to the Ahazi forums where there was a thread of SWG themed song paradies. I figured I'd make my own parody. But, the problem was, I wasn't going to post it only on Ahazi since I don't even play there. Plus the thread actually had it's last post in December and I didn't want to resurrect something so old. So, instead, I decided to post my parody right here for you all on the dancer forums considering it's a Dancer Parody. Now, I know that there are a lot of other people that have mentioned they have made up and macro'd songs that they sometimes sing while they're dancing. So, I would absolutely love if others would post what songs they sing (made up, parody, or otherwise) and we can all share in the

dorkiness together! So, I suppose I have to start. Fuschia knows my obsession with this song already, so she should get a little chuckle from this.

This is sung to the tune of "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls

Can't Buff Myself (The Trials of a Master Dancer)

Can't buff myself

I need you to buff me

My mind's too low

I need you to love me

I dance for myself

It doesn't work for me

I don't want anybody else

All I want to do is to

buff myself

ohhhh

I don't want anybody else

oh no, oh no, oh no

(spoken)

I want it too

I don't want anybody else

All I want to do is

to buff myself

oh, ooh, ooooh, ahhhhhh

(Sing)

I don't want anybody else

all I want to do is to

buff myself

oooohhh

I don't want anybody else

all I want to do is to

buff myself

Just buff myself (I don't want anybody else)

Just buff myself (All I want to do is)

Just buff myself(I don't want anybody else)

Just buff myself (All I want to do is)

I honestly do (Just want to)

buff myself (I don't want anybody else)

Just buff myself (I don't want...)

Fade Out

Ha!

Maybe I'll try that number on the Devs.

*shakes head* You and that damn song...

Kith - sorry, Drygo - and I know each other from another game, and I used to DJ for an online radio station while I played. Every time I did, without fail, he'd make me play that song. Now, even here, he plagues me with it! *cries*

Ub-ick Esava
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