Dancer Archive

So after I made master dancer, I decided in the "what now?" stage to go TKA as well. My thought being that the next time I had a goofy heckler patron from hell, I could whup his heinie.

So I'm in Moe-town yesterday and this dude came in... "Anyone want to duel?", "Sure!" says Kif. We commence the duel and off comes the novice pistoleer tag and his stats balloon wildly. Hello Mr. Expert Bounty Hunter! Next thing I know, I'm kissing that sticky Moe-town Cantina floor. Yowsa! Sure, it was a cheap shot, but it WAS funny, and this is a game and it was, for me, a "Okay, okay, you got me...". After all, my tag didn't say TKA either - I'm not one to bitch. My guildie Moongypsy likes this action and duels him too, and actually managed to pop off a few rounds before she was lying prostrate with serious brain damage.

But the problem - while I was incapped, and later, Moon incapped, this lil puke, this lil freak molester dude HOPPED ON TOP! I'm talking went prone and crawled over our bodies. Ew. Everyone was giving him a hard time about it, and he was going "what'd I do? what'd I do?" Der. And then... as everyone was having a grand time doing controlled duels with no db and a lot of cheering, he challenged me. Fool. He figured that if an expert bounty hunter could take me down before I even got a slap in, his lil novice swordsman is in the clear.

I beat himinto alil slimy pool. 4 times in row. Yay me.

Better yet, later on that night, I actually managed to explain to him that there was a difference between someone you know RPing all sexy with you for fun, and someone you don't know hopping on top when you have no choice or ability to object. And thank you, SWG, for adding /denyservice. He couldn't figure out why his mind wasn't healing until the others said "Dude, you just can't do that to the dancers, they can CHOOSE whether to fix you up or not."

lol funny story reminds me of one of my own experiences acualy.

was back in the day where I enjoyed music and being a commando *snicker*

a rodian comes into the cantina and shoots and killes two dancers. Everyone gives him hell about it and he just laughs.

so forward stepts the tiny bothan with the fanfar in hand and challenges him ( never use titles so he had no idea what was comming ) He looks at me and thinks "ahh another easy prey" and accepts *poof* out I whip my trusty flamethrower and toast him for 1050 damage.

everyone cheered and the guy never came back in the cantina that night hehe

I have since given up music and commando for dancing ^_^