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Thread: I am a Master Dancer...Hear me roar...meow
...I am anexceptionally graceful physical specimen capable of performingextremely difficult and ardous dance routines, capped off bythe occasional amazing gravity defying "mid-air" pirouette,yet I can't...
...*sigh*....climb a hill without almost coming to a complete stop
Does anybody else see anythingwrong with this picture?
Ok maybe we shouldn't be allowed to"burst run" up a mountain, although that is debatable, but shouldn't we atleast be capable ofclimbing a hill with more efficiencythan thecommon newbie.
Also,after attaining Master Dancer status shouldn't the drain on our action bar be super minimal, to neglible at best.Is it unreasonable to expectthat by that stage in our profession we are so physically fit that we shouldbe able to perform for extended periods of timeexpending very little action, if any at all.
....while I'm on a roll...
Why is it thatupom attaining the very elusive Master status, Masters in every other profession suddenly acquireall these amazing performance and crafting abilities, and all Master Dancers get is...
...*sigh...threenew flourishes
C'mon Dev's,you don't have to give us the cookie but....you can atleast throw us some crumbs 
Don't get me wrong I have committed myself to being a dancer andwill always be a dancer. I just feel that we should play a more integral role in thisStar Warsuniverse.
Yes I knowhealingof the mind is very important, and I'm grateful that I am one of the few capable of doing that but...shouldn't webeable to do it in other places other thancantinasand camps.
For instance, wouldn't it be nice to be able to heal fighter's minds while they are engaged in combat.Medics are able to heal health and action while engaged in combat.Why can't we heal the mind while engaged in combat? I like to think that having me with you while you fight is enough of a morale booster to regen your mind everyonce in awhile
Anyways, to make a long story short, you'll know we reached a point of worth in the SWG universe when you are able to routinely hear...
.../shout "Forming group to squill cave, need Commandos, BH, CH's, medics, AND ENTERTAINERS."!!!!!
Hmm....... how about Techniques being turned into Combat Ballet? Ponder that for a moment.
Spin moves are area attacks, bunch of moves I have no names for are regular attacks. Smoke bomb is a poison attack, Spotlight blind, Distract is intimidate, Colorlights stun, and if you combine these moves with Exotic flourishes, your target gets nosebleeds.
Nevermind Pickles, my friends are over and we're just acting silly
Please forgive me.
Please feel free to take it wherever.
Work? What is that?
...Isn't thatwhatdads and boyfriends are here for?
Just kidding, just kidding lol...
my time will come... I guess
So a ballerina has some ability to climb moutainous areas just because they dance? Makes sense.. not.
Im surprised unskilled people can move up them at all.
Haerb wrote:Hmm....... how about Techniques being turned into Combat Ballet? Ponder that for a moment.
Spin moves are area attacks, bunch of moves I have no names for are regular attacks. Smoke bomb is a poison attack, Spotlight blind, Distract is intimidate, Colorlights stun, and if you combine these moves with Exotic flourishes, your target gets nosebleeds.
While we're at it, architects should be able to lift a harvester, whirl it around and do area damage. Tailors should also get a special attack called "Blinding Bloomers" where they can pull down a set of underwear on an enemy's head and make them blind. And chefs should be able to take one of their drinks, spit it out, light it on fire and ignite enemies like a flamethrower.
This is not a combat profession!
- J
picklesSW wrote:
While we're at it, architects should be able to lift a harvester, whirl it around and do area damage. Tailors should also get a special attack called "Blinding Bloomers" where they can pull down a set of underwear on an enemy's head and make them blind. And chefs should be able to take one of their drinks, spit it out, light it on fire and ignite enemies like a flamethrower.
LOL! Now, my baking is world-renowned. During the Iraq War, stealth bombers were dropping my chocolate chip cookies as "fragmentation devices", sowing fear and terror behind enemy lines. Later they could be used to repave all the roads we blew up.
This is not a combat profession!
Hear hear!
**ring....ring....ring**
..hello?...
Hi...my name is Xiani...
I'd like to report a hijack in progress.
"Anyways, to make a long story short, you'll know we reached a point of worth in the SWG universe when you are able to routinely hear...
.../shout "Forming group to squill cave, need Commandos, BH, CH's, medics, AND ENTERTAINERS."!!!!!"
This sparked a conversation where one person proposed additional capabilities for us on the battle field, and others disagreed. Are we really hijacking?
- J