Dancer Archive
Thread: Funny Idea for Dancers in PvP
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picklesSW
Thu Jun 24, 2004 1:07 pm
#1
Now why does this remind me of "Operation Human Shield" from South Park. 
"Sir, the enemy is gathering over the rise there. We're fully exposed and subject to flanking in this position."
"Hmm."
"Should we retreat, sir?"
"No. Bring all the dancers to the front in their hawtpants and line them up. When the enemy appears, have them trigger their smoke effects."
"But sir, they'll be massacred! They have no armor and one blind shot will kill them!"
"That would indeed suck. Have the musicians line up behind them. If the enemy kills all the dancers, the musicians can hurl fanfars at them."
"Sir, the range of a blaster far exceeds..."
"And bring up the Image Designers. Have them offer free stat shuffling for the enemy, that's good for at least ten minutes of distraction."
"Excellent, sir. And then we attack?"
"Hell no, lieutenant. While all that's going on, we'll be hoofing it back to base. Oh, and contact corsec and have them ship up some more entertainers from Coronet."
"Sir, the enemy is gathering over the rise there. We're fully exposed and subject to flanking in this position."
"Hmm."
"Should we retreat, sir?"
"No. Bring all the dancers to the front in their hawtpants and line them up. When the enemy appears, have them trigger their smoke effects."
"But sir, they'll be massacred! They have no armor and one blind shot will kill them!"
"That would indeed suck. Have the musicians line up behind them. If the enemy kills all the dancers, the musicians can hurl fanfars at them."
"Sir, the range of a blaster far exceeds..."
"And bring up the Image Designers. Have them offer free stat shuffling for the enemy, that's good for at least ten minutes of distraction."
"Excellent, sir. And then we attack?"
"Hell no, lieutenant. While all that's going on, we'll be hoofing it back to base. Oh, and contact corsec and have them ship up some more entertainers from Coronet."
AllyaEcati
Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:00 pm
#3
Dancers could also stand near the terminals smoking up astorm to block visability. I also know of a raid where an id had to be called in, because one of the members of the team (bh, smuggler, commando, be, sl...I forget which one) was too short to reach the terminal.
Anaken_Walker
Fri Jun 25, 2004 12:57 am
#4
Have a row of dancers line up and use smokescreen at the same time. Just have a macro that does that so you can cover up an oncoming attack, or hide defenders of a base.
Just a thought.
kirah_ashlin
Fri Jun 25, 2004 4:21 am
#5
AllyaEcati wrote:
*snip* I also know of a raid where an id had to be called in, because one of the members of the team . . .was too short to reach the terminal.
Oh . . . that is TOO precious!! LOL!!
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