Dancer Archive

ok so get this-

i was in teh cantina gettin my bf heeled and all the suddin i get a challenge rite? so i say ok who would challenge me and i see its a master dancer. so i examin her and she dosnt have any masters so i say heck why not, im master bh right? well no, she tells me not to use any weapons. i dont have any unarmed skills so i say uhhh tats not fair r u tka? and she sez no im just dancer so i say ok. we have teh same stats bcuz we r both human and we migrated r stats the same. so then we start duelin and we are going along and nether of us r buffed and i start to see my pools go down and i saww t f i am a bh i shud win!!1 and she incaps me and i tell her w t f and she sez look at master dancer and i see that she gets +7 melee defense and im like omg w t f u have more defense then a master bh and she sez yeah and then she dbs me and im like o m f gw t f. so in conclusion i thikn dancer shud me nerfed bcuz they have hier defenses than a master bh wich is stupid and all u dancers out there are cheeters. devs plz nerf dancer its not fair tat dancer cn beat a mbh no matter what!!1! plz devs do sumthing about this!!!1!111

O M F G i just saw tat master musician gets teh same bonus W T F!?!?112/1/1 nerf entertainer now there are these uber entertainers that have MUCH higher defenses than a bh bcuz they stack master dancer and musician w t f?!/1/ tat is so unfair plz devs do sumthing b4 it is to l8 and every1 is master dancer and muscian and is uber in pvp plz!

Ladies and gents, our public school tax dollars at work.

It makes me SO proud.

Apparantly with all the skill points he invested in master bounty hunter he forgot to invest in basic grammar skills.

I'm not sure if i should laugh or cry...im going with the later.

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LoneDroidMan wrote:
I'm not sure if i should laugh or cry...im going with the later.

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Heh, I'm going with the former. I thought it was a wonderfully satirical piece of work that truly resembles the typical Internet moronic style you see so often. I mean, look at it. No one says "o m g" so often. I applaud this post. It is a great spoof of the idiots on the Net.

Unless it's not a spoof. Then I'l cry.

Of course, the thought of someone just assuming a Master Dancer cannot also be a 4444 Pistoleer or something is awfully humorous too.

Okay dear, out of the ENTIRE skill tree, the absolute ONLY combat related bonus we get as performers is a +7 increase in melee defence, and a +7 increase in ranged defence, and we get it as master. Out of....how many skill points? 60+ not counting prerequisites? You getjust asmany combat bonuses froma few boxeson the brawler tree. And don't even get me started on what kinds of ranged defence you guys get from both marksman and bounty hunter skills, not to mention accuracy. So don't give me this "nerf dancer" stuff. After all, if you had the kind of agility to do lyrical 2, wouldn't you have enough agility to defend against attacks?

Could be sattire...I doubt it....more like lazziness....easier to type O M F G and W T F than to actualy spell out "Oh my god becky, look at her butt."

I've been wrong before and if I am nowI appologize.

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Egowyn wrote:

Ladies and gents, our public school tax dollars at work.

It makes me SO proud.

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LMFAO! good one!

For those of you who think this is true... Try getting two people into an unarmred fight when neither has even Novice Brawler. Its probably not possible to incap each other. And anyways how often do you see BHs with same stats as a dancer? Never.

I thought it was very funny myself. I was about to post something similar because I just found out about those abilities myself and thought they were funny.

I'm absolutely sure it's satire, and I was cracking up with that in mind. But just to be sure, I looked at this user's other posts and he/she is very articulate.

A few things that give you away:

• Misspell words other than "teh" and anything that can have a number next to it. For example, in the above passage, the words "challenge", "defense", "melee", "duel", "migrated" and "weapons" are all spelled correctly.


• Not only is "any" used correctly (as opposed to "no") but it's not spelled "n e". Your cover has been blown!!


• Switch from "rite" to "right" - got to be dumber!!!


• actual use of commas

Brilliant! Laughed my butt off.

**edit**... Found me out. Yes, its VERY difficult to type like that, as I despise it myself. Thanks for the pointers, now I'll go harass the Image Designers-

W T F ANID CHANGED MY HAIR AND NOW IN 1ST PURSUN I CNT C NETHING!!!1!1

Thanks for all your posts, its always fun to see who gets it and who doesn't, no offense to those of you that thought I was for real, your posts were even funnier, especially the first one. NJ62, perhaps we'll collaborate on my next post and produce some extraordinary works of PWNAGE!!!!1111111

Hey, just noticed that sweatyclimber was in the famous fat wookie band. What's your character name on Ahazi? I was Shikotan back when I used to play a musician. But I was friends with Simmi, Tino, and Tho. Do you remember any of them?