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Thread: Where's Esh?
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Goldy_Lhim
Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:06 pm
#40
Oloni has made the way safe for us once again. /salute Oloni
CHEESE ARMY ON YOUR FEET. We are storming that highly unstable looking pile of bottles over there. Objective is to capture the flag, take prisoners and primary target is their fuzzy leaders!
NOW MARCH!
Tralmek
Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:11 pm
#41
I am not fuzzy! I *am* however, HAWTpantsed. 
*proudly continues to play*
*proudly continues to play*
Oloni
Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:50 am
#42
The wonderful thing about all this unflourished music is that you make good - stationary targets 
*breathes carefully through her mouth to avoid the noxious smell of coff33b33r*
*accidentally gets a wiff and shudders*
My GOD! How do they drink this stuff? she thinks to herself
Aiming carefully she takes out the patrolling droid then follows up with destroying every visible slitherhorn in sight, until the ricket coff33b33r bottle fort is silent.
*gagging - she reapplies the scent and moves to a new location and quickly sends off a report to the General*
REPORT:
General Goldy - the rabble rousers seem to have an unending supply of slitherhorns. However - their unflourished movements makes them easy marks.
I would suggest that you move the Cheese Army in to take their flag and crush their moral further.
I would also like to report that I won't be coming back to the ranks until I can find something to remove the stench of this coff33b33r smell. I have been told that getting sprayed by a mutant desert swamp rat has a slight chance of removing the scent. However, I am happy to note that not even the sarlacc pit will take me - so hideous is the smell.
Good Luck General and Be Safe
/salute
Message Edited by Oloni on 10-25-2005 02:51 PM
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