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Shaizann

Sat Apr 23, 2005 8:51 pm

One time...I had a girl tip me half a million credits because she said I had an awesome tight butt, and who could blame her? Everyone loves Shail-Ass.

I also got a hundred thousand to go out to the middle of nowhere on Endor and buff a DWB group. I got revinvited by that group to do it again. I always love going out to the field to buff folks, it made me feel useful.

p.s. One of the above scenarios never actually happened, I made it up.

Message Edited by Shaizann on 04-23-2005 08:53 PM

Shailas V. Zann
Elder Grand Master Entertainer

"Guess what!?! I gotta fever!....And the only prescription is more cowbell."

Esharra

Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:20 pm

#15

I want so bad to say something..but they tell me I have to behave now.

(ouch! the holes in my tongue!)

Esharra ěsh-äŕ-rä, noun
1. Entertainer
2. Bounty Hunter
3. Smuggler

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FuschiaD

Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:26 pm

#16

Esharra wrote:

I want so bad to say something..but they tell me I have to behave now.

(ouch! the holes in my tongue!)

*psst* send me a PM. I'm not afraid to say anything outrageous!

/think This is probably why I am not now, nor have I ever been, a correspondent...

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FuschiaD

Sun Apr 24, 2005 12:40 am

#17

DoMakk wrote:

Biggest tips I ever got were 1 million each, just for having hung out with his guild and lovin' 'em when everyone else was saying EWWWWW how can you STAND them? And all I could EVER say was 'Er--they're great guys!!'

DoMakk my love, I've seen some of the ones you consider 'GREAT guys'. *coughShadow'cloakcough*

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"You don't really rank around here unless you've been flamed by Oben, trolled by Mono, set straight by Geen, got caught in a love triangle between Cherry and Anoq, had your house decorated by Kipera, hugged by Esin, fondled by Fuschia, had IG respond with something inane and nonsensical, or at the very least been (a.) asked "can I have your stuff" or (b.) been accused of being a Todd by any number of random Tarquinian posters." --TalonKarrdeTN/Tyndaleon

Panthu

Sun Apr 24, 2005 3:40 am

#18

Esharra wrote:

I want so bad to say something..but they tell me I have to behave now.

(ouch! the holes in my tongue!)

The bleeding stops soon and the holes just become permanent... sort of like piercings, hehe.

Almost there! Then we can get you some really cool tongue rings for your new holes.

*sticks out her tongue so everyone can admire her pretty tongue jewelry*

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kirah_ashlin

Sun Apr 24, 2005 5:09 am

#19

Shailas, youhave to rememberthat some of us actually DO know which one of those scenerios didn't happen.

(Oh, and Shianne thought it was well worth the 1/2 mill . . . .

. . . . Hey, you didn't say what server it was on . . . . )

DoMakk

Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:47 am

#20

FuschiaD wrote:

DoMakk wrote:

Biggest tips I ever got were 1 million each, just for having hung out with his guild and lovin' 'em when everyone else was saying EWWWWW how can you STAND them? And all I could EVER say was 'Er--they're great guys!!'

DoMakk my love, I've seen some of the ones you consider 'GREAT guys'. *coughShadow'cloakcough*

A. always great to me!

B. Where do you think the DE-10 came from? That was for my birthday!

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FuschiaD

Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:23 am

#21

DoMakk wrote:

A. always great to me!

B. Where do you think the DE-10 came from? That was for my birthday!

Yeah, too bad he thinks it's great fun to try and get someone to RP raping a woman.

Gah, and I discovered yesterday that I'm guilded with that creep now. /puke

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Yes, I'm a respec Jedi. Get over it.

~*~ A V A D I H A L O N A - S O E P ~*~
Entertainer For Life - COMPNOR Eye Candy
"You don't really rank around here unless you've been flamed by Oben, trolled by Mono, set straight by Geen, got caught in a love triangle between Cherry and Anoq, had your house decorated by Kipera, hugged by Esin, fondled by Fuschia, had IG respond with something inane and nonsensical, or at the very least been (a.) asked "can I have your stuff" or (b.) been accused of being a Todd by any number of random Tarquinian posters." --TalonKarrdeTN/Tyndaleon

--Qilue-UCW--

Sun Apr 24, 2005 7:35 pm

#22

ShyLis wrote:

and there is a large fat wookie buff bot on my server who gets tipped so much he has 125% dance and 125% music buffs

I think Ive seen that wookie.. and its just wrong.. lol

I thinkover the corse of mastering Musician I got about one million credits from one guy on Corbantis(not counting the tips to my alt on Chimeara).Then about two weeks later when Messing arouhnd in The krayt graveyard I met a smuggler and she had a top tipper list and His name was on the top of hers too heehee

Message Edited by --Qilue-UCW-- on 04-24-2005 07:43 PM

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Shaizann

Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:49 pm

#23

The funniest fat-themed dancer I ever saw was a max weight Male Mon Calamari on Bria named... LardOfTheDance. His bio asked for donations so he could maintain a steady intake of corellian fried ice cream to maintain his physique. That guy always cracked me up.

Shailas V. Zann
Elder Grand Master Entertainer

"Guess what!?! I gotta fever!....And the only prescription is more cowbell."

FuschiaD

Mon Apr 25, 2005 4:47 am

#24

I remember him!

~*~ F U S C H I A D A R K W A L K E R ~*~

Yes, I'm a respec Jedi. Get over it.

~*~ A V A D I H A L O N A - S O E P ~*~
Entertainer For Life - COMPNOR Eye Candy
"You don't really rank around here unless you've been flamed by Oben, trolled by Mono, set straight by Geen, got caught in a love triangle between Cherry and Anoq, had your house decorated by Kipera, hugged by Esin, fondled by Fuschia, had IG respond with something inane and nonsensical, or at the very least been (a.) asked "can I have your stuff" or (b.) been accused of being a Todd by any number of random Tarquinian posters." --TalonKarrdeTN/Tyndaleon

Tangleweb

Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:07 am

#25

there used to be a big boy mon cal on ahazi (i'm not sure what his profession was, chef maybe) named Admiral Snackbar, and he'd run around coronet yelling "Munch Munch Munch!!!"

and the lesson we learned from him is that spam is acceptable as long as its funny, and stays funny every time.


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PoetDancer

Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:09 am

#26

These professions are in many ways a magician's game. Its the only profession I know of where one can enter into a cantina with nothing but yourself, and exit it 30 minutes later with 50k.

Its also the only profession I know where you can work hard for six hours, and earn nothing.

That is the life of showbusiness in Star Wars Galaxies. Love it or hate it, we all have learned in one way or another to deal with it.

Why do they tip? Several reasons. Some of it has to do with the things we give, like buffs. A lot of it has to do with criteria that we just cannot put our finger on. Sometimes its simply because we reassure the patrons that the game is not degenerating into chaos. For we stand as one, shining example of optimism and hope amidst a galaxy gone astray.

Madame Sirii Ajaan
August 2003-September 15, 2005
"There is a difference between being /watched and being WATCHED."

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Thread: Yup, this sums me up pretty well...