Dancer Archive
Thread: You know you've danced tooo long when......
Ravanne_Esi
Sat Aug 28, 2004 12:10 pm
#14
When the radio contest wants the 9th caller to name a musical instrument that starts with the letter F and the first thing that comes to mind is Fanfar.
Reachwind
Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:41 am
#15
You've danced too long when you start humming SW1 while trying to dance eroticlyat the bus stop in an attempt to impress the girl (or guy depending upon your gender or sexual pref)standing next to you. It wouldn't be so bad but as you drop to your knees and arch your back you realise that you a) aren't limber enough to get back up again and b) are wearing dickies that just lost their crotch.
Or at least that what my friend said. *looks around nervously*
Pthalio
Sun Aug 29, 2004 4:56 pm
#16
... you attempt to wrap ribbon around your self to strategically cover your naughty bits....and then wonder why it wont stay
Bajonett
Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:17 am
#17
You alwayshold a Daggerin hand so you dont fall whilst dancing in the club.
Message Edited by Bajonett on 08-30-2004 06:18 AM
Kitachiira
Mon Aug 30, 2004 4:13 pm
#18
When a rl friend wants to get together, you tell them "sorry, I'm dancing tonight but I won't be AFK so send me a tell later and we'll set something up"
Evaa
Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:06 pm
#19
you ask ur friends if they can teach u ur next dancer skill or master dancer
GreatOwl
Wed Sep 01, 2004 4:00 am
#21
you go to bed and dream of flourishes the whole night through... 
;D happened to me after a whole weekend of almost only dancing...
;D happened to me after a whole weekend of almost only dancing...
Kitachiira
Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:19 pm
#22
When you start dancing in the front room with your kids and your 9 yr old says to you "Mom, I'm gonna want a snack soon so no going AFK on me, k?"
The 9 yr oldalso teases the 5 yr old when she plays with my hair. Keeps asking her when she's going to finally master ID. The 5 yr old tells her when she's turn 5 million bajillion yrs old so
The oldest has also said this to me, when we're wrestling, " Mom hitsyou with Clothesline for 500 points of damage butyou evade!"
I swear she's not allowed to play this game! She does however seen me play it in the evenings when she comes out of her room after bedtime, and I have let her watch me kill critters for a few min the odd time. She loves pistol whip as much as I do! lol
Naaxin
Wed Sep 01, 2004 10:27 pm
#23
When once a year a buffbot is at her keyboard and she recognizes you.
Isabow
Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:17 pm
#24
When you stand in front of the mirror after you've tweezed your eyebrows and wait 1:30 sec for the "commit" button.
EloranStarlighter
Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:38 am
#25
DarkY0da wrote:
When you fall down while dancing....
I did that before I became a dancer...
Rabenschwinge
Sat Sep 04, 2004 7:22 am
#26
: climbs back up to the chair and wipes the tears of laughter away
In the rl club:
- When you unequip your skirt in the middle of the dancefloor just to find out that your inventory does not contain hawtpants
- When you consider immediatly going to the bank to get your hawtpants after that.
- When the night is boring and you stand with your gf/bf at the edge of the dancefloor you suddenly start shouting: "Anyone looking for a non-solo group?"
- When you carry 1000 pound first class chicken (avian meat) into the club and ask a dealer to trade a stamina buff for it.
- When people start to bug me too much because of my:
Sharven Figohic <MOON>
Master Dancer
ID card I attached to my shirt I replace it with:
Sharven Figohic <MOON>
Captivator
Elsewhere & too much SWG in general
- After they dragged you dehydrated and exhausted from your computer you wake up in the hospital and the first thing you do is to cry out: "No, my hawtpants weren't insured!"
- You attack the guards at the airport when they start to scan you before they can turn you overt.