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Thread: wow..what a weird-o
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Isabow
Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:04 pm
#1
Mr. Lame-Butt: "Hey, Toshee! How's about a lap-dance?"
me: "against my policy..sorry guy!"
Mr. Lame-Butt: "I said I wanted a lap-dance!"
me: "ok, you can't do lap dances in SWG...and even if you could, I said no...I don't do those type of dances"
Mr. Lame-Butt: "I'll give you 5k."
me: "what part of "no" did you not understand?"
Mr. Lame-Butt: "ok give me the name of one of your dancer friends! I'm sure she will!"
me: "How old are you?"
Mr. Lame-Butt: "old enough"
me: "uh-huh...what? about 15 maybe?"
Mr. Lame-Butt: "I've been in the service!"
me: "yeah? me, too! where were u stationed?"
Mr. Lame-Butt: "uh, home...where else?"
/addignore Mr. Lame-Butt
unreal
Ikewe
Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:14 am
#5
I like to do /denyservice first so that they get that wonderful system message! Then it's add ignore all the way
Ikewe, Master Dancer Shadowfire
Einhinder
Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:25 am
#6
na i rather sy ok if you beat me in a duel ill give you a lapdance i mean are you afraid of a little old master dancer look im not even buffed...
then i set there moind on fire with my 177 mind fire reinforced combat staff and if i have time stack it with my 248 mind poisen.
Knight776
Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:16 pm
#7
Einhinder wrote:na i rather sy ok if you beat me in a duel ill give you a lapdance i mean are you afraid of a little old master dancer look im not even buffed...then i set there moind on fire with my 177 mind fire reinforced combat staff and if i have time stack it with my 248 mind poisen.
LOL...I did much the same thing one morning.
Had some marksman give me a not so welcome proposition. When he wouldn't take "No" for an answer the third time, I advised him that if he could beat me in a duel, he could have what he wanted.
30 seconds later, after a knockdown/dizzy and a couple of unarmedhit3's, he was lying on the bridge below Anchorhead incapped and I was running back up the hill (I did this in an exotic leotard, also. heh) When I got back, I was asked by a couple patrons where I had been, and after explaining what happened, this knucklehead has the guts to enter the cantina and make a couple comments directed at me. I don't know which was worse for him: My whipping him at the bridge or the verbal beating he took at the hands of a few of the patrons. LOL
Einhinder
Wed Sep 01, 2004 3:54 pm
#8
you let him live bah i never let them live
i either db or 3 incapp but they always die.
Neofiliac
Wed Sep 01, 2004 4:03 pm
#9
why dont you just give him the lapdance? oh its not ingame dangit
Kitachiira
Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:40 pm
#10
*sigh* I hate guys like that. He does deserve to be DBed.
I had one guy offer me 5k if I would play Lady Godiva with my bantha throughthe streets of the city. I told him my biggest tip that night was 200k so he would have to beat that by far for me to do it. I dance in Eisley so needless to say it didn't happen. That 5k was probably all he had.
Our guild had a 12 yr that had bought the game the day before he joined us. He was looking for a wife already and was annoyed that I'm very good friends with a male guildmate. I'm 33 yrs old. It wouldn't happen anyway. He knows now it won't.
Oh, the 200k I did get but it was the result of a tip war I had with a very good friend. lol Doesn't really count but he didn't need to know that!
EsistDarkSky
Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:26 pm
#11
I can't believe you put me on Addig----
I mean. Yeah.. that guy is a scumbag.
Xinamm
Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:08 am
#12
That guy is a total **edit**. Thankfully, I haven't encountered something like this yet, most of my customers aresuper friendly and very respectful. It was probably some kid with a bunch of his buddies, trying to look cool..... /sigh
Besides, even if we could and were willing to do lap dances, they would cost a lot more than 5k...lol!!
--Xinamm--Master Dancer--Eclipse--
Goldy_Lhim
Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:30 am
#13
I've had this happen. Last time was rather recently. He started out asking me to take off more clothes and as a result I put more on. 
That upset other folks that I was chatting/entertaining and he was quickly silenced and led back into the street by the crowd.
That upset other folks that I was chatting/entertaining and he was quickly silenced and led back into the street by the crowd.
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