Dancer Archive
Thread: The Super Cool Action Team AFK Gank Squad
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JettVega
Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:55 am
#1
I have a proposition. The forming of an alliance that could crush all opposition, bring justice to the galaxy, and destroy the enemy we have fought for so long:
The Super Cool Action Team AFK Gank Squad 
(TSCATAFKGS for short...)Like a brotherhood of shadows or Fantastic Four of the galaxy, the TSCATAFKGS would have one purpose: TOTAL NERFAGE OF AFK SCUM!!! With dancers batons in one hand and rocket launchers in the other, they would patrol the galaxy stopping bots in their tracks, mid macro, mid spam!
HI MY NAME IS MARY! I NEED TO PAY THE RENT! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ON MY TOP TIPPERS LIST?! 
/explode
Spam NEUTRALIZED.
This would entail an elaborate system in which all afk dancers and spammers were given a secret TEF making them vulnerable to the justice of TSCATAFKGS. They would first recieve a warning... End this spam or be terminated or something along those lines. If they made no response they would be NEUTRALIZED! Should their annoying spam-tics continue, they will fall victim to /pantsings, /bodyslams, /find cottage cheese in their rocky road, /have their cherry coke replaced with diet pepsi, /have their barker droids tarred and feathered, /be tipped one credit every 10 seconds they actually come to the keyboard, /have their slacks replaced with hot pants, /their barcs painted pink, /their shoelaces superglued together, and other such /unpleasantries...
JUSTICE IS HEAR... ER HERE!
So... Any takers? 
Gothywench
Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:23 am
#2
/swoon
I love you. I'd give you ***** FIVE STARS if we still had the ability.
I love you. I'd give you ***** FIVE STARS if we still had the ability.
Vorpaks
Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:54 am
#3
I sense someone it trying to outdo the Ranger acronym! And yours is even less pronouncible than ours! NOOOOO!
Doriana
Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:09 pm
#4
Do we get uniforms?
we need to demand capes to go with our hawtpants
we need to demand capes to go with our hawtpants
Saleya
Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:23 pm
#5
OMG! Capes with our hawtpants! Perfect!
Ya know, I would so pay the fifty bucks for a character transfer if we could make this happen.
*rubs hands together and cackles menacinglyto herself*
Esharra
Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:42 pm
#6
I've seen your advertisement and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
ChiiTWINS
Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:11 pm
#7
This is fantastic. I especially approve of the /findcottagecheeseinrockyroad.
Saleya
Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:08 am
#8
Ooooo! Me! Me! *waves hands wildly* Where do I sign up???
You, JettVega,are my hero. *swoon*
NJ62
Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:07 am
#10
Vorpaks wrote:
I sense someone it trying to outdo the Ranger acronym! And yours is even less pronouncible than ours! NOOOOO!
I was thinking the same thing. I sense a partnership with Team Hawtpants and Team TSCATAFKGS to defeat the evil forces of Team RATGOO, erm RAGUWHINE, erm... those Ranger Sissies once and for all.
Message Edited by NJ62 on 07-30-2005 09:08 AM
NJ62
Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:09 am
#11
/have their slacks replaced with hot pants
That's not a punishment. They should be so lucky!
That's not a punishment. They should be so lucky!
NJ62
Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:22 am
#13
JettVega wrote:
Not if they're a macho commando man hehe
Hawtpants are macho!
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