Dancer Archive
Thread: I Demand Dancer Be Nerfed!!!!!! Now!
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Blamj
Mon Jun 30, 2003 1:57 pm
#1
The topic should be named "Im a drunk who dreamed about getting his a$$ kicked by an afk entertainer*
FuriousStyle
Wed Aug 11, 2004 1:01 pm
#2
So I was chilling out in the Mos Eisley Cantina on Tat, when this guy comes out of nowhere and challenges me to a duel. I check out the tag above his name and it says Novice Dancer. Now I had heard before that Dancers were Uber to all other classes, and that taking them on with anything less than a Jedi Knight was simply suicide, but I figured I had just made master Rifleman and that this guy was only a novice dancer, which at best meant he was 3-3-3-3. Plus he was unbuffed, with wounds and he had on nothing but a pair of hotpants. So I agree to the duel and then I open up with some Strafe Shot 2's from my Krayted DXR-6. The guys bar doesn't move a bit, all I see is him bust out a little Pop-N-Lock and then my acid rounds whiff by him. So, figuring that the wild shooting isn't going to work, I switch to my bread and butter for PvP, the Headshot 3 and Mindshot 2. After about 4-5 shots of each I still haven't even touched the guys mind and the mind poison hasn't even set in, I got nothing on this guy. His mind is healing so fast I can't even hurt it. Then I just startswitching through weapons like a madman trying to find something to get this guy with and nothing is working. Then, as a last resort I break out my Damage Sliced "Exceptional" T-21 and tag him with a Headshot 3....... his mind bar moved to show a tiny bit of white which vanished before I could even see it well. That must of set him off, cause I can't remember what happened, I just saw some fireworks go off and I woke up in the cloner, with all blackbars.1 HAM.
Now you tell me that Dancers don't need to be nerfed!!! I demand a nerf and I demand it now. This game caters to Dancers like no other Profession. I demand that dancers be turned into non combat professions immediately. Dancers are not fighters, just because they can move doesn't mean they can dodge every attack. I mean I'm a Master Rifleman for Christ sake. Nerf NErf NERf NERF THEM NOW!!!!
I'm out, enough of this crap, screw this game.
Hehe. That one goes out to Dai'so and Aulah my lovely dancers, youladiesrock! Notfar forever. And why don't you guys get to do Battles? that would be sweet, have two Dancers do a cool as Dance battle, something like that You Got Served Movie. Or even team battles
Warryyr
Wed Aug 11, 2004 1:04 pm
#3
I agree, there was a Rebel in Anchorhead last night who had his Master Dancer tag up while PvP'ing, that always puts a smile on my face.
I also love seeing Master Image Designers take down folks- now that's awesome!
FuriousStyle
Wed Aug 11, 2004 1:20 pm
#4
And while I'm ranting NERF the Musicians too, If I get Deathblowed by one more freaking Kloo Horn I'm gonna scream
Blamj
Wed Aug 11, 2004 1:57 pm
#5
The topic should be named "Im a drunk who dreamed about getting his a$$ kicked by an afk entertainer*
Osawa_Scylla
Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:18 pm
#7
If it's the hawtpants, then Aulah's unstoppable now. She now possesses one of the most dangerous weapons in the known galaxy: Balgosa's Hawtpants!
And, Aulah and Dai'so don't dance AFK. They're good dancers.
Osawa
FuriousStyle
Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:53 pm
#8
Damn right, Dai and Aulah rock Scylla server, and they are great folk. Even though Aulah kicked my butt.
and I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Osawa_Scylla
Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:00 pm
#9
The funny thing is...you never know which dancers can kick your hawtpants inside out and which can't. It's always funny to see some big, tough combative guy come in and start throwing his weight around...only to end up wearing his composite underoos on his head. 
Osawa
Aleyo
Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:30 pm
#10
FuriousStyle wrote:And while I'm ranting NERF the Musicians too, If I get Deathblowed by one more freaking Kloo Horn I'm gonna scream
You should fear my defense-enhanced purple HAWTPANTS and my damage-enhanced mandoviol! I've yet to lose a duel when using these items.
NJ62
Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:37 pm
#11
They shall never nerf Hawtpants!
Come over to the Hawt Side. It's your destiny. You know you wanna!
Come over to the Hawt Side. It's your destiny. You know you wanna!
Osawa_Scylla
Wed Aug 11, 2004 4:18 pm
#12
n'Jessi!!
Slightly off-topic for this discussion (but it will deter the conversation away from nerfing dancers, hawtpants, or entertainment), but do you still have a shop on Test Center? I made a character there the other night, but am suffering from a rather dreadful lack of clothing (especially hawtpants!).
Osawa
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