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WhiteHindu

Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:24 am

I have some internal conflict. You see, my legs are WHITE! When I wear hawtpants, I pretty much look like a tool. However, I am afraid to leave the cantina to get afragpuppie tan under the twin suns of Tatooine.

The question is, should I stick to pants and shorts(not short shorts, mind you), or should I face my fears and leave the cantina?

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NJ62

Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:35 am

#2

Give in to the power of the hawtpants. They are your destiny.

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EsistDarkSky

Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:47 am

#3

http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=setandget&tp=94881&poll_id=0&category_id=19&warned=y

Hotpants are illegal. Using them can get you banned.

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Estevan_Starshard

Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:58 am

#4

Holy crap, a CSR made you lose the hawtpants? Thats horrible.
At any rate, hawtpants are a required article of clothing for every male dancer. And get some BE ones....gives you an excuse to wear them more often :-)

Esharra

Tue Jul 13, 2004 10:17 am

#5

1) Find an ID and get some of that tan-in-a-bottle stuff they use.

2) GET SOME HAWT PANTS!!!!

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Panthu

Tue Jul 13, 2004 10:25 am

#6

HAWTPANTS!!!

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DocSavag

Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:24 am

#7

Panthu wrote:
HAWTPANTS!!!

Hi My Name is Chataka and I used to be a HawtPants Resistor. I'm better now..but you have to take it one day at a time.

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bawler14

Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:39 pm

#8

Hawtpants = Bandwagon!

Be unique and don't wear them...

Furthermore, without any clothes on, both males and females have some semblance of underwear, boxers for men and granny pants for women. Hawtpants cover less than both! Beforeyou wear hawtpants, think about it...

Where does the underwear go?!

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+----------------.oooO--|  /  | --Oooo.-------------------+ 
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Rebeeka

Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:45 pm

#9

Real Rodian dancers do not wear hotpants (goes against the warrior code and all).

Rebeeka Tal-Deln
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ArgentWulf

Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:21 pm

#10

NJ62 wrote:
Give in to the power of the hawtpants. They are your destiny.

^Best when said thru a breathing apparatus.^

If you don't have a tan, get a fake bake and wear . . . wait for it . . .

HAWTPANTS!

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bawler14

Tue Jul 13, 2004 4:18 pm

#11

ArgentWulf wrote:

^Best when said thru a breathing apparatus.^

Vader: "I find your lack of.... Hawtpants disturbing..."

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                       /| 0 0 | \                          
+----------------.oooO--|  /  | --Oooo.-------------------+ 
| Doasa Arsim            \_-_/       Events Coordinator   | 
| Master Musician    .oooO   Oooo.   Master Entertainer   | 
| Fifth River Cantina(   )   (   )   Four Rivers, Correlia| 
+---------------------\ (-----) /-------------------------+ 
                       \_)   (_/

Knight776

Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:15 am

#12

DocSavag wrote:

Panthu wrote:

HAWTPANTS!!!

Hi My Name is Chataka and I used to be a HawtPants Resistor. I'm better now..but you have to take it one day at a time.

You used to be a dance resister as well...but I notice Faewin and I broke you of that.

Will have to admit...He does make a pair of hawtpants look good. heh

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Goldy_Lhim

Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:18 am

#13

Check the sig for a hot pants contest on kauri

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