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Gimpynoob

Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:24 am

I'm inspired by the other creative threads to write some CH poetry.

What the devs have done to CH,
I couldn't say in front of a lady.
If I used those type of words,
she'd slap my mouth shut.
The devs also say our CL60
can kill a CL80.
But not before monkeys
fly out of my butt.

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And here's a haiku:

All pets are the same
Creatures are generic now
Give us something more

Anakin: Master, I think my lightsaber is getting dull. Its not doing nearly as much damage as it used to.
Obi-Wan: O.k. when we're done showing the youglings around the temple, we'll stop by the bazaar and you can buy a new crystal. I hope you've got a couple million credits saved up for this.
Anakin: WHAT?!!?? I don't have THAT kind of cash!
Obi-Wan: Well you could try sharpening it on these younglings. I've got a headache and all their questions are driving me NUTS!
Anakin: hmmm.... Sharpen my lightsaber on younglings...... hmmmmmm.....
Obi-Wan: uh, that was a joke Anakin. I'll spot you the cash for a new crystal THIS time, but next time you're on your own.

trillos

Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:31 am

#2

Very nice

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IRL ownz SWG now, so my sig has gone poohbah

OddWan

Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:59 am

#3

I can see that one was written with feeling - well done, lol

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