Creature Handler Archive

Well everyone I prepared for this one...

Archiie Barrett Welcomes you to Creature Handler!

Hey everyone, Tired of getting hit with the bat, I know what you need. For only 4 easy payments of 15k credits you can get your hands on the new and improved SWG Developers Creature Handler Nerf Bat Protection Helmet Invention! This nifty little helmet will not only make you feel safe for when the nerf bat is wound up and ready to swing, but you WON'T FEEL A THING!.

Hi I am a veteran Creature Handler and I felt the nerf bat countless times, but with my new Helmet I feel safe and protected from the eveil developers! thanks Archiie!

GET YOURS TODAY! 1,800-555-6969 Order in the next 5 millaseconds and you will get a free SWGDCHNBPHI comemeritive plac that no one cares about and is pointless to have!

Side effects may include Screaming, hair pulling, bitting, punching holes in your wall, losing in pvp battles, headaches, loose-stool, and loss of patience for the game. Remember the SWG Developer Creature Handler Nerf Bat Protection Helmet Invention* may protect you from physical damage from the nerf bat, but it will not prevent the damage done that you did not notice. Side effects will most likley happen. If you have any questions about the SWGDCHNBPHI, please contact Archiie Barrett at [email protected]

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Archiie Barrett
Dedicated Oldschool Master Creature Handeler
Retired Oldschool Master Heavy Swordsman


Now..
MCH MPistoleer
BH 1-0-4-3

(My Mount Guide) http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board/message?board.id=creature_handler&message.id=252580

Hox Starclipper | MBH / M Rifles / CM 0004
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he today that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother

Archiie Barrett
Dedicated Oldschool Master Creature Handeler
Retired Oldschool Master Heavy Swordsman


Now..
MCH MPistoleer
BH 1-0-4-3

(My Mount Guide) http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board/message?board.id=creature_handler&message.id=252580

Anakin: Master, I think my lightsaber is getting dull. Its not doing nearly as much damage as it used to.
Obi-Wan: O.k. when we're done showing the youglings around the temple, we'll stop by the bazaar and you can buy a new crystal. I hope you've got a couple million credits saved up for this.
Anakin: WHAT?!!?? I don't have THAT kind of cash!
Obi-Wan: Well you could try sharpening it on these younglings. I've got a headache and all their questions are driving me NUTS!
Anakin: hmmm.... Sharpen my lightsaber on younglings...... hmmmmmm.....
Obi-Wan: uh, that was a joke Anakin. I'll spot you the cash for a new crystal THIS time, but next time you're on your own.

Eelaa Obett
Reluctant, bad tempered Jedi
Ex-Mistress CH
Ex-Mistress CM

"You're just jealous because the voices talk to me and Mr Wimble...."

Give me chocolate and I may let you live

Can you get those helmets for other professions as well?

Travin Greytin - Master Doctor - Master BE (12 point)
(Sunrunner) CTI Industries (5000, 6000) Kaadara Naboo
Support Medic Missions
Ivoe Greytin - Master Bounty Hunter - Master Creature Handler
(Sunrunner)

Does it work for other professions? Hmm we will need a test dummy.

*coming soon Helmets for your pets, one size fits all. Weather you have a Tabage or a Torton. It may protect them from head injuries, but they still wont function correctly.

Archiie Barrett
Dedicated Oldschool Master Creature Handeler
Retired Oldschool Master Heavy Swordsman


Now..
MCH MPistoleer
BH 1-0-4-3

(My Mount Guide) http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board/message?board.id=creature_handler&message.id=252580