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Thread: Some Stuff to make the bad news seem less bad
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RoboFish
Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:44 am
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Bad New from the conference getting you down 
here is some stuff from the old days of the board which I saved.
The CH Creed:
This is my pet. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my pet is useless. Without my pet, I am useless. I must command my pet true. I must act faster than the enemy who is trying to kill me. I must kill him before he shoots me. I will. My pet and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.
My pet is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, I will keep my pet clean and healthy, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.
Before God I swear this creed. My pet and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
I Will Survive(the Nerf):
First I was afraid, I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never live without 3 pets by my side. But I spent about a week thinking Sony did me wrong and I grew strong, had Kyja make me a brand new thong. And so I'm back from Tatooine, I just burst into Mos Tera to announce that I'm the Queen. The rules can change, the rules can bend, but I'm in it till the end, I refuse to let anybody ruin my game for me.
Go on now go, step up to show, all you Bounty Hunters and you loveless Commandos. Weren't you the ones who tried to hurt me with your guns, you thought I'd incap, you thought I'd lay down and die. Oh no not I. I will survive. As long as I know how to tame I know I'll stay alive. I've got mounts to tame and sell, I've got dwarf nuna's by my side, I will survive... I will survive... Hey hey!!!!
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart. Kept trying hard to mend the peices of my broken art, I spent about a week feeling sorry for myself, I bitched and moaned, but baby now I'm comin' home. And you'll see me, in Mos Tera, I'm not that pissed off Creature Handler that I used to be. So if you feel like droppin' in it's all good, lets get it on. If you're Imperial, let's party, if you're a Rebel, Bring it On.
Go on now go, to Mos Tera, all you Bounty Hunters, and yes, you loveless Commandos. Weren't you the ones who tried to blow up my turret, you thought I'd incap, you thought you could make me quit. Oh no not I. I will survive. As long as I know how to tame I know I'll stay alive. I've got a paralope or two, I've got a pistol by my side, I will survive, I will survie... Hey hey!!!!!
By Santini
Just remember no matter how bad it gets, the rangers have it worst LOL
here is some stuff from the old days of the board which I saved.The CH Creed:
This is my pet. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my pet is useless. Without my pet, I am useless. I must command my pet true. I must act faster than the enemy who is trying to kill me. I must kill him before he shoots me. I will. My pet and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.
My pet is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, I will keep my pet clean and healthy, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.
Before God I swear this creed. My pet and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
I Will Survive(the Nerf):
First I was afraid, I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never live without 3 pets by my side. But I spent about a week thinking Sony did me wrong and I grew strong, had Kyja make me a brand new thong. And so I'm back from Tatooine, I just burst into Mos Tera to announce that I'm the Queen. The rules can change, the rules can bend, but I'm in it till the end, I refuse to let anybody ruin my game for me.
Go on now go, step up to show, all you Bounty Hunters and you loveless Commandos. Weren't you the ones who tried to hurt me with your guns, you thought I'd incap, you thought I'd lay down and die. Oh no not I. I will survive. As long as I know how to tame I know I'll stay alive. I've got mounts to tame and sell, I've got dwarf nuna's by my side, I will survive... I will survive... Hey hey!!!!
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart. Kept trying hard to mend the peices of my broken art, I spent about a week feeling sorry for myself, I bitched and moaned, but baby now I'm comin' home. And you'll see me, in Mos Tera, I'm not that pissed off Creature Handler that I used to be. So if you feel like droppin' in it's all good, lets get it on. If you're Imperial, let's party, if you're a Rebel, Bring it On.
Go on now go, to Mos Tera, all you Bounty Hunters, and yes, you loveless Commandos. Weren't you the ones who tried to blow up my turret, you thought I'd incap, you thought you could make me quit. Oh no not I. I will survive. As long as I know how to tame I know I'll stay alive. I've got a paralope or two, I've got a pistol by my side, I will survive, I will survie... Hey hey!!!!!
By Santini
Just remember no matter how bad it gets, the rangers have it worst LOL
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