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Thread: Petition for an Ancient Enraged Kimogila Plague Strike Heavy Armored Fire Breathing Krayt Dragon!
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Ekaw
Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:03 am
#1
Okay, on many forums (some more than others), I see countless petitions for this and that (many of them are quite ...well, dumb). I'm happy to see that we're not infested with such crap here.
However, seeing as I'm somewhat insane, I'm hereby making a petition thread.
Behold, the petition to give me a Ancient Enraged Kimogila Plague Strike Heavy Armored Fire Breathing Krayt Dragon.
Yes, this is a petition for me to be awarded a Ancient Enraged Kimogila Plague Strike Heavy Armored Fire Breathing Krayt Dragon. With about six thousand Jedi running loose in the galaxies, melee fighters brutally terrorizing all ranged classes, smugglers who have nothing to smuggle, squad leaders who have no squads to lead, and a GCW screwed up beyond recognition, we need a psychotic pyromaniacal zabrak riding a big ass Ancient Enraged Kimogila Plague Strike Heavy Armored Fire Breathing Krayt Dragon to set things right!
I promise to gallop across every server and crush AFK spammers and grinders, people using the word "pwn", Jedi, Ewoks, CSRs, and anyone else that is foolish enough to stand in my path of destruction!
The galaxies of this game need a hero, and my friends, that hero should be a maniacon a Ancient Enraged Kimogila Plague Strike Heavy Armored Fire Breathing Krayt Dragon with heavy armor 8 inches thick or more! That Hero should be one with nature more so that Ace Ventura my dragon will EAT ATSTS AND JEDI ALIKE!
Support me, my brothers! Think of all the good* I could do! Think of the fun! Think of the nightmares the CSRs will have! Think of Coronet in flames!
For a better gaming experience filled with more mindless destruction than currently exists, /sign now!
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NOTE: THIS IS STOLEN FROM THE COMMANDO FORUMS. I DID NOT WRITE THE CONCEPT OF THIS COMPOSITIONCopied it here as a tribute edited for our primary passtime.
However, seeing as I'm somewhat insane, I'm hereby making a petition thread.
Behold, the petition to give me a Ancient Enraged Kimogila Plague Strike Heavy Armored Fire Breathing Krayt Dragon.
Yes, this is a petition for me to be awarded a Ancient Enraged Kimogila Plague Strike Heavy Armored Fire Breathing Krayt Dragon. With about six thousand Jedi running loose in the galaxies, melee fighters brutally terrorizing all ranged classes, smugglers who have nothing to smuggle, squad leaders who have no squads to lead, and a GCW screwed up beyond recognition, we need a psychotic pyromaniacal zabrak riding a big ass Ancient Enraged Kimogila Plague Strike Heavy Armored Fire Breathing Krayt Dragon to set things right!
I promise to gallop across every server and crush AFK spammers and grinders, people using the word "pwn", Jedi, Ewoks, CSRs, and anyone else that is foolish enough to stand in my path of destruction!
The galaxies of this game need a hero, and my friends, that hero should be a maniacon a Ancient Enraged Kimogila Plague Strike Heavy Armored Fire Breathing Krayt Dragon with heavy armor 8 inches thick or more! That Hero should be one with nature more so that Ace Ventura my dragon will EAT ATSTS AND JEDI ALIKE!
Support me, my brothers! Think of all the good* I could do! Think of the fun! Think of the nightmares the CSRs will have! Think of Coronet in flames!
For a better gaming experience filled with more mindless destruction than currently exists, /sign now!
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NOTE: THIS IS STOLEN FROM THE COMMANDO FORUMS. I DID NOT WRITE THE CONCEPT OF THIS COMPOSITIONCopied it here as a tribute edited for our primary passtime.
http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board/message?board.id=commando&message.id=75105
Message Edited by Ekaw on 04-16-2005 04:58 PM
Joker9125
Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:26 am
#3
Can I please have my 30 seconds back now?
Ohh yea one more thing............
/sign
TheDarkTrumpet
Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:02 am
#7
LoL that thing sound cool.
You got my vote, crush all the lamers!
/sign
You got my vote, crush all the lamers!
/sign
Ekaw
Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:11 am
#8
you guys see that this is TOTALLY stolen from the commando forum's Tank Thread right? We just need a lil llift around here. 
GadonThek
Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:42 am
#9
Know what? I think there SHOULD be tameable Krayts ingame. You should be able to tame them around the Krayt graveyard, and they shouldnt even be rares. When you tame a Krayt, it should be the best pet in the game, bar none.....
....and when it grows up, it should turn around, bite the head off it's annoying owner and take a big, steamy dump on his corpse
....and when it grows up, it should turn around, bite the head off it's annoying owner and take a big, steamy dump on his corpse
PirateJolly
Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:54 am
#10
Oh Ya, this would be cool.
/sig
And what ever happened to the really fun things, the Droid Invasions of Bestin, the Nuna Invasions of Theed, The Shaupot Invasions of Keren (oh wait, they still do shaupot invasions all over Naboo).
When in darkness, listen tot he shadows.
For we are all around you.
Jolly
Flurry
/sig
And what ever happened to the really fun things, the Droid Invasions of Bestin, the Nuna Invasions of Theed, The Shaupot Invasions of Keren (oh wait, they still do shaupot invasions all over Naboo).
When in darkness, listen tot he shadows.
For we are all around you.
Jolly
Flurry
clowdvailo
Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:40 pm
#11
ekaw, will u give me a lift on it? i will ride on its tail swinging my hammer as we run by things lol
theorb22
Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:01 pm
#12
Rofl when i first saw that thread on the commando forums so many months ago I was in hysterics....
Vertexon
Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:07 pm
#13
When the dragon eats your enemies in PvP, they should enter an instanced "stomach" dungeon where they must do battle with digestive enzymes. Just being in the dungeon subjects you to a 200 damage/tick dot. If you fight your way all the way to the mouth, your reward is getting ejected back into the game world.
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