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I wonder what the Devs where talking about when they thought of CH for the CU......

*Archiie thinks....

[inside the meeting room for the developers]

hey lets talk about what we should do with CH for the CU.. people don't seem to be happy with how it is now, maybe we should start reading the complaints they make and all the silly ideas they come up with to make it better... nahh lets see we can...

1.have pets lose vitality in pvp. Why do they have it anyway, whats the point... Doesn'tmatter its a cool word.. vitality... hehThey can just use stronger pets.. lets make their rare pets Elite so they are forced to use the those since they are the only ones worth using.. at least in pve.

2. While pets are weak.. lets just take away their specials too, who needs them I mean cmon.. arnt they intimidating to look at? isn't that enough?

3. hey guys.. lets get rid of armor and give them defense points cause this game has to be less complicated then pokemon, I mean we do have like 30 year old people playing this game.

4. Lets raise the Creature level of all pets to over level 50 so they can only use one pet at a time.... and heck, while we are at it lets lower the health of all the creatures and make them all exactly the same per level, this way no one can say their pet is better then anyone eles's pet. Balance is fun.

5. Lets add more bugs to CH too, I don't think they have enough

6. The hate system is awsome.. lets make it so pets focus on one target even if the person is dieing and needs his pets help on another.. because CH is a crowd control profession haha. And why do NPC and Creatures have to focus on your pet when they can simply run right to the person!

7. I got an idea lets add a new planet and not make anyting tamable on it, but add quests that non CHs can do too, and a level 65 mount that is pointless cause you can't fight on mounts and mounts are made so you can have other Creatures out whille your riding... AND

8. Pets are just to fast... jedi don't seem to be the reason for the lag, its those darn CH and their fast pets. Lets make it so that the CH has to constantly tel their pet to follow and that the pet doesn't even keep up with you running.

Guys,CH is gunna be the best profession, FOTM material, everyones gunna come flocking to it when they find out what happened with it. On top of that let's make everything we can think of tamable, what harm can that do. People didn't spend 10 million on extinct pets and didn't put over a year into searching for rare pets. We can make them tamable again.

And to tick off CHs since they are so strong, lets make creatures not respawn anymore so they waste 10 min sitting on one spot waiting for that creature to pop another.

Hey guys what do we do with BE pets?... I know lets make people convert them so they are forced to have the stats of the level they are cause like Bob said before... we can make creatures all the same per level.. it is only fair.

Well what about the ones that are level 1 but as strong as a 50?WHAT they have those? pfft We will show them.. mwaa ha ha they can't use them anymore now.. lets say.. umm.... They have invalid stats hahaha. Anything that is too hard to change the stats to its level well just say its invalid... besides I am to lazy to care.

We are definatly making the game more fair by making CH so incredible. People will love us. Take that Blizzard, we arnt making our game the same as all other MMOs.

(lets see how long till I am booted for mocking....)

Archiie Barrett
Dedicated Oldschool Master Creature Handeler
Retired Oldschool Master Heavy Swordsman


Now..
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Its almost like the DEV's sit around and talk like the TRUTH commericals on TV.

" PVP will be great for CH again since we made it a crowd controller. Its so cool to watch 2 Jedi and a Master Rifleman with a 1000+ max damage rifle rip through a level 65 pet like a shotgun to a mouse. CH at level 70 control is fine and pets will all be the same, nobody will care, trust me. We will also make pets not listen, this is always a great favorite among the kids. Nothing like being attacked and your pet stopped following you 80 meters away. That is the BOMB! CH rocks! Ok whats next today...oh yeah...Smuggler. Let do tabacco spice... "

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Speaking of Truth, there is alot of it in these posts.

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