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SkyPreacher1

Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:34 pm

Greetings,

It is my great privilege to have been nominated by his worship Wallach1 of CH fame to be his campaign manager.

Wallach is our man, the plan is to get him into as man photo ops as possible. So as his campaign manager I would like you as fellow CH's to mention his name in as many posts as possible. Here are a few examples.

The other day I was hunting gnorts outside Bestine and they reminded me of how great wallach is

or You know the Krayt dragon is almost as fierce as Wallach

or When you really hit something hard that's called Wallaching them.

You get the idea. Let us promote Wallach.

Wallach Wallach he's our man,

If he can't do it Nobody can.

Flags, pins, poster and banners are available at 555-555-5555

thank you

ANd now we return you to your regular broadcast.

....and then no matter how hard we get nerfed, we still keep CH because we are still some of the coolest characters on the game.

BOYCOTTING JUMP TO LIGHTSPEED UNTIL COMBAT BALANCE AND GCW REVAMP!
SWG: Quote: Grand moff Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. you my friend are all thats left of their religon. Except for the other 5000 over there...

SkyPreacher1

Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:38 pm

#2

Oh I almost forgot, we also take contributions to the campaign fund, credit cards, cash and gold bullion are all accepted. Leave your cash in an unmarked bag at a place to be announced and we will make sure you are receipted.

Not that it will get you a tax break but it's nice to have a receipt.

....and then no matter how hard we get nerfed, we still keep CH because we are still some of the coolest characters on the game.

BOYCOTTING JUMP TO LIGHTSPEED UNTIL COMBAT BALANCE AND GCW REVAMP!
SWG: Quote: Grand moff Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. you my friend are all thats left of their religon. Except for the other 5000 over there...

Wallach1

Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:39 pm

#3

well, I did say I wanted to be popular. lol

Message Edited by Wallach1 on 09-24-2004 10:39 PM

Walle Deabi - Shortest Master Creature Handler on Shadowfire

"Yes, my spelling and grammer sucks, but I never claimed to be an English Major." -Wallach1

tex77

Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:46 am

#4

I called that number to contribute and all I heard was heavy breathing and then they asked for a credit card number.

Morvo

DarthMarksman

Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:49 am

#5

VOTE BUSH!!!!!

"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers."
-William Shakespeare

DarthMarksman
Rifleman+Doctor+Teras Kasi+Pilot+Aspiring CH

Wallach1

Sun Sep 26, 2004 8:50 pm

#6

tex77 wrote:

I called that number to contribute and all I heard was heavy breathing and then they asked for a credit card number.

uh...that was one of our new campaign dirvers, yeah....We have one that is slightly asthmatic, probably forgot his inhaler. Yeah..that's right. The credit card number? Well, we here at the Campaign center felt it would be easier for our donators to contribute using there credit card rather than mailing in a check or money order, save you the extra money that you would spend in postage. Yeah....yeah, that's right, save you from having to buy a stamp.

/turns and yells.....

SKY!!! I THINK THEY'RE ON TO US!!!!

Walle Deabi - Shortest Master Creature Handler on Shadowfire

"Yes, my spelling and grammer sucks, but I never claimed to be an English Major." -Wallach1

Liberation

Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:47 am

#7

Wallach, Wallach, who the BLEEEEEP! is Wallach!

Bigfoots - Master Creature Handler
'On close inspection it would appear that the number of players who admit to actually liking the NGE is lower than the percentage of players who chose to play CH in SWG1.'

Greggthegrmreapr

Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:23 am

#8

DarthMarksman wrote:

VOTE BUSH!!!!!

must... obey... forum... policy...

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Svysco - Bloodfin's Sexiest Lizard - Master Creature Handler - Master Swordsman/Brawler
Ravoa - Svy's Personal Buffer/~~Smuggler~~ Combat Medic -

"If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day, and do it really half-assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

Wallach1

Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:07 am

#9

Greggthegrmreapr wrote:

DarthMarksman wrote:

VOTE BUSH!!!!!

must... obey... forum... policy...

Nah, if you're a creature handler, ya gotta vote for Kerry, cause I mean, he looks like a horse.

Walle Deabi - Shortest Master Creature Handler on Shadowfire

"Yes, my spelling and grammer sucks, but I never claimed to be an English Major." -Wallach1

SkyPreacher1

Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:33 am

#10

Press Release For the Wallach for Pres. Campaign.

Master CH Wallach has issued the first plank of his Campaign platform.

To my dear fellow players of SWG I want you to know that as my first act as President of the InterGalactic Star Wars Community, if you elect me, Wallach the wonderful, I will make sure that there will be a baz nitch in every pot. An AV-21 in every driveway, Composite Armor for every noob. I, the wonderful Wallach, will lead out of the wilderness of desperation into the Promised land, (otherwise known as JTL), where you will find eternal bliss. Vote for me and life will never be boring again.

This is an unpaid political announcement of the Wallach for Pres. Campaign foundation.

....and then no matter how hard we get nerfed, we still keep CH because we are still some of the coolest characters on the game.

BOYCOTTING JUMP TO LIGHTSPEED UNTIL COMBAT BALANCE AND GCW REVAMP!
SWG: Quote: Grand moff Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. you my friend are all thats left of their religon. Except for the other 5000 over there...

Wallach1

Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:02 am

#11

/blink blink

And poeple say I lay it on thick.

Walle Deabi - Shortest Master Creature Handler on Shadowfire

"Yes, my spelling and grammer sucks, but I never claimed to be an English Major." -Wallach1

MrHawat

Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:10 am

#12

Wallach, Wallach, who the BLEEEEEP! is Wallach!

Name recognition is always a problem with a campaign. lol Tip to Wallach, don't do 60 Minutes. No one watches it. Wearing Mask Scent and calling a Bull Rancor during the debate is thought of as bad form. lol

SkyPreacher1

Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:09 am

#13

Press Release #2

Wallach for Pres. Campaign HQ.

We are sorry for the inconvenience of the uh Heavy Breathing incident. We are certainly aware that this is a problem are moving to correct this problem. If you phone our toll free number at 1-888-9GO-FISH, we can assure you that you will have a 2% probability of getting the heavy breather with an accuracy of 7% nine times out of ten. To be sure that you will be greeted by our very lovely secretary, please phone 1-900-2of-them. Thanks.

Mr. Wallach is unavailable for comment at this time as he is currently tied up with other business"

/Wallach hold still struggling against the ropes only makes them tighter

/ what did you say, you want Tivo to be pres.? Sorry he is unavailable for comment.

/sky shakes head at wallach,

/comforts his secretary

....and then no matter how hard we get nerfed, we still keep CH because we are still some of the coolest characters on the game.

BOYCOTTING JUMP TO LIGHTSPEED UNTIL COMBAT BALANCE AND GCW REVAMP!
SWG: Quote: Grand moff Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. you my friend are all thats left of their religon. Except for the other 5000 over there...

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