Creature Handler Archive
Thread: LMAO!!!
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Redheadedminx
Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:42 am
#1
Check this Smugglers thread out! 
http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board/message?board.id=smuggler&message.id=203257
(sowwy, have NO idea how to do a clicky)
OddWan
Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:47 am
#5
That was so good - I was laughing at it sadly when I went for page 2 - to be told the message had been deleted.
Muaaahhaaaaaaaa... someone got their knickers in a twist because it all read so true I think.
Muaaahhaaaaaaaa... someone got their knickers in a twist because it all read so true I think.
velm
Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:52 am
#6
what was it about? it was deleted when I went to it as well. Was it the one that was titled something to the effect of 'patch 20 notes'?
Tripwire-Naritus
Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:06 am
#7
velm wrote:
what was it about? it was deleted when I went to it as well. Was it the one that was titled something to the effect of 'patch 20 notes'?
yes, basically just fake patch notes and the creature handler was listed as:
Creature Handler
lets face it, the devs don't care about your profession and want it gone. We even fired the CH Developer.
((that isn't exact, but best I could do off the top of my head, anyone correct me go for it))
velm
Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:12 am
#8
Oh, yeah, I caught that thread yesterday, but then, it only had about six posts to it. It was a hoot.
Spazzers
Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:18 am
#9
Entertainer, Dancer, Musician
- Removed Inspiration Buffs, Battle Fatigue, and cantinas from the game.
- Added the "Bend over and take it" dance, and a new song "Lonesome Is Me".
Jedi
- Due to the popularity of the thread in the Jedi forum about giving the Jedi 4 cybernetic "General Grievous" arms and the ability to wield 4 Lightsabers simultaneously, we have implemented this into the game! Kudos to cpz for giving us this fun and exciting idea!
Smuggler
- Added the ability to sell the new slicing components to Jawas. Enjoy this new enhancement to the popular "Fred Sanford" mini-game!
- We are giving Veela an extra 150 skill points because we think she's "hawt" too!
Ranger
Creature Handler
- We're nerfing you a little more than previously planned, just because it made us chuckle. We still don't like you, and are wondering why you haven't quit yet so we can remove the profession from the game entirely.
Chef
- The schematics for all beer and pies are being removed because we have received reports of Smugglers abusing them.
Doctor, Medic, Combat Medic
- We are moving your healing abilities to the Jedi Healer tree. We figured that we might as well finish the job we started with the CU, and remove your reason for existence.
Armorsmith
- All armor schematics now require an obscene amount of creature resources... just to piss you off and to make armor even more expensive for all combat characters. It's a wonderful money sink, isn't it?
Weaponsmith
- All weapons schematics have been removed. However, you can now craft lightsabers! WS crafted lightsabers are less powerful than Jedi crafted ones, but come in exciting new colors, like "Pepto Bismol Pink" and "Ranebow"!
Ranger
- (Yes, we're still ignoring you!)
Tailor
- Removed all clothing schematics from the game with the exception of Jedi Robes. The new Tailor-crafted Jedi robes are less effective than Jedi-crafted ones, but come in exciting new colors! (See Weaponsmith changes for color list)
GCW
- Since many players have shown concern over the Jedi dominance in the GCW, we have made it Jedi-only content. There... no more reason to whine!
Someone put it back up again. ![]()
AngusMacGregor
Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:19 am
#10
Actually, that is my part 2.
My original post was deleted for some reason.
Stay tuned for part 3, coming to the Smuggler Forums tomorrow.
AngusMacGregor
Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:23 am
#11
I believe the original one went something like this:
Creature Handler
- We're not going to lie to you... you're getting screwed again. We don't like you. We never have. We fired the programmer that put you in the game.
Squad Leader
- Read the notes for Creature Handler.
Image Designer
- ROFL... yeah, you too.
Ranger
- And the hits just keep on coming!
Spazzers
Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:38 am
#13
lol ![]()
That's even better. Hope they don't catch up with you before you finish.
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