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Greetings fellow ch's,

In a breaking story today SOE Devs released this tidbit for CH's.

We recognize the futility of looking for rares so we have made a whole new set of pets for MCH's that will augment their datapad with totally useless pets, so here they are in no particular order. Spawn rate, billions

Correllian Leader Butterfly,level 1 this pet will lead your mount around by the nose so it doesn't get lost.

Dantooine Guardian Kursk, Level 45 this pet growls a lot, has high HAM but no resists. Typical guard dog, lots of noise no action.

Talusian giant water sprite, Level 60 this pet has only one attack, it immediately strips the clothes off all entertainers in any cantina you enter with it. Warning this pet is only for the mature audience and may get you banned from all cantinas.

Yavin BooBoo monkey, Level 33 a distant relative of the large and ugly Rancors the booboo spends it's time perched on the shoulder of any passerby scratching it's butt and making rude noises.

Dathamirian Daysister Raptor, Level 55 It flies, totally useless but it flies. Of course you don't want to be looking up when it passes over it's only attack is ummm vertical.

Endorian Merek Light battle spider, Level 40, it fights shadows. No good at night.

More pets will be released in the coming days.

....and then no matter how hard we get nerfed, we still keep CH because we are still some of the coolest characters on the game.

BOYCOTTING JUMP TO LIGHTSPEED UNTIL COMBAT BALANCE AND GCW REVAMP!
SWG: Quote: Grand moff Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. you my friend are all thats left of their religon. Except for the other 5000 over there...

sad thing is my heart actually skipped a beat when i saw this title....rofl

Tivo Tenook (Lowca)
- Master CH/Master Rifleman
- SWG player since 7/6/03
- Rebel Alliance 2nd Lieutenant
- 87 Badges
*Official JTL Protester*

hehe, mine too Tivo...went ooh ooh lol...pretty funny there though Sky...

Tsiya Ama-Valcyn
Tsiya Ama-Radiant
3 accounts cancelled as of 9/19/04

lmao, okays thanks for that. Totally thought I'd be hunting new babys today lol!

Thanks for the laugh

Master Creature Handler
BH 3040
Pistoleer 4040

Copy and Paste to see a Great Plains Stalker!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/dekkeeli/GPS5.jpg

this one would be great... walking into cor cantina with it, then poof all the AFK entertainers go naked...

I can just see a "Wait for the Combat Revamp" and "Wait for the Smuggler Revamp" quote all rolled into one.
"Wait for the Smuggbat Revamp"
Smuggbat, I like that

now that was funny

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. G. Marx

Pickaroon - MCH, Master Pistoleer, Elder Geek
BOTHEN! WOOHOO!

Lol, this would be hylarious if it were true.

I live to bring you laughter!

In a world gone insane only those who can laugh will surprise.

I am busy working on some more pets so stay tuned

....and then no matter how hard we get nerfed, we still keep CH because we are still some of the coolest characters on the game.

BOYCOTTING JUMP TO LIGHTSPEED UNTIL COMBAT BALANCE AND GCW REVAMP!
SWG: Quote: Grand moff Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. you my friend are all thats left of their religon. Except for the other 5000 over there...

:has heart attack from title:

Lieutenant Aryeth Rahn

I like your sig Wabit, lol

Tivo Tenook (Lowca)
- Master CH/Master Rifleman
- SWG player since 7/6/03
- Rebel Alliance 2nd Lieutenant
- 87 Badges
*Official JTL Protester*

The ongoing search for new pets has resulted in these new ones as well,

From Lok, the Kimosillia, level 65 it runs around giggling.

Tatooine, the canyon Krayt Dubloon,level 69It looks like money but the unwary non ch will suddenly see their credits being sucked out of their bank account and being deposited in said MCH's.

Tatooine, the Womp Flat, Hides menacingly under rocks waiting for unsuspecting Devs to actually play the game. Where upon it rises up and does a pancake on them.

Endor, the prowling Gossip, level 45 looks like i a gurreck but it sticks close to the targeted victum and transmits back all kinds of juicy gossip.

....and then no matter how hard we get nerfed, we still keep CH because we are still some of the coolest characters on the game.

BOYCOTTING JUMP TO LIGHTSPEED UNTIL COMBAT BALANCE AND GCW REVAMP!
SWG: Quote: Grand moff Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. you my friend are all thats left of their religon. Except for the other 5000 over there...

lmao

Tivo Tenook (Lowca)
- Master CH/Master Rifleman
- SWG player since 7/6/03
- Rebel Alliance 2nd Lieutenant
- 87 Badges
*Official JTL Protester*

Just found a Devarian Womp Rat on Tatooine.

So far, I haven't be able to teach it anything, I just keep gettinga question mark over its head no matter how many attempts I make at training it.

It's a CL 69, no armor with 1500HAM 25% kinetic 80% acid, electricity, vulnerable to everything else.

It's specials are aren't working it seems, and it doesn't follow me, it just stands there making this "narf" sound...