Creature Handler Archive

Thread: NEWS FLASH: PETS TO BE COMPARABLE TO ATST!!

SkyPreacher1
Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:31 am
#1

INTRO MUSIC......


Sky: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, CH's of all ages, this just came in over the wire.


In an effort to bring pets into line with ATST's we the great and mighty Dev{il}s have decided to make pets comparable to ATST's! (cheers) OH, the way we are doing this is that they can be instantly killed. (like they aren't now). Thank You and now to our sponsor, PAP perfumes and sprays that will change your life.


Advertisement: Need to see your life take a turn for the better? Want to meet new and beautiful women? Try PAP it will change your life and your profession. Tired of getting sand kicked in your face by the bullies at the genosian caves? Try PAP it will give muscle and UBERNESS. Yes one gentle spray of PAP will change your pets into TKM's and a swig of our new enhanced PAP for CH's will change you into a TKM too. No more incap, no more quick trips to the cloning center. Yes you heard it here first, PAP will change your life and your profession forever. Brought to you by SOE, TH, RunesBara and JustG.



....and then no matter how hard we get nerfed, we still keep CH because we are still some of the coolest characters on the game.

BOYCOTTING JUMP TO LIGHTSPEED UNTIL COMBAT BALANCE AND GCW REVAMP!
SWG: Quote: Grand moff Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. you my friend are all thats left of their religon. Except for the other 5000 over there...
TrandoshanDroidTech
Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:39 am
#2

Show me proof that the devs actually said that, namely, a link. Also, Taloncard was bieng sracastic, so if you actually believed him, then you're stupid...



Danwwgh/Bria

Master Rifleman/MCH
JCooper2
Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:46 am
#3

LOL


To Much


Thanks SkyPreacher1





Riverwind Flyingdust - Earth Alliance - Scylla
Elder Master Creature Handler

Konner Thomas - Scylla
Elder Master Creature Handler
taloncard
Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:10 am
#4

um yeah but I did say that it called for a news flash if sky was willing and he did

It's nice to know there are always people I can count on to share my warped view of the world.

and for the new to the board if the subject line is NEWS FLASH. it's always a scartatsic jokeing post.




Severan T'iam (Valcyn) RIP 7/2/2003-5/8/2005.
Master Nerf herder (oops I mean CH oops CH is gone but never forgotten)
SWG: Quote: Grand moff Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. you my friend are all thats left of their religon. Except for the other 5000 over there...


fantoq
Tue Apr 20, 2004 10:22 am
#5

Shoot, there's no price or 800 number to call!!! And don't forget the 100K cred of shipping and handling!



fantoq
MCH
former Medic
App. Carbineer
Society of Interplanetary Mercenaries[SIM]/ stargate/ naboo
SkyPreacher1
Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:01 pm
#6

To Get Your Personal Supply of PAP you can phone 1-800-872-8560.


The price for CH's is very reasonable, How much do you have? Send it.


(for the really talented can you figure out what the phone number says?)





....and then no matter how hard we get nerfed, we still keep CH because we are still some of the coolest characters on the game.

BOYCOTTING JUMP TO LIGHTSPEED UNTIL COMBAT BALANCE AND GCW REVAMP!
SWG: Quote: Grand moff Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. you my friend are all thats left of their religon. Except for the other 5000 over there...
Pluto9Moon
Tue Apr 20, 2004 2:32 pm
#7

Hey I want some PAP to give for Happy 420 gifts.



Sign for Hutt Faction here: Hutt Faction

Not against broad changes, just profession specific ones (read as CH) that go against what we've been told in the past.
(I hired Trayson as a ghost writer for a good tagline)
Page 1 of 1
Previous Next