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Tycalibur

Mon Apr 19, 2004 7:57 am

Here's my top ones....(does ANYONE ELSEdo this in real life?)...

1. When riding along in a car, you see a field of horses, and your wife notes a baby among the herd, and comments "Oooh, I wonder if that can be tamed!"

2. If you have a household pet, and wonder what it's HAM would be. Example: We have an adult cat and a kitten. Just out of the blue, I estimated the adult cat's ham to be about 15, and the kitten'sHAM to be2.

Tycalibur Bakado -- Master Rifleman/Master Creature Handler
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Veldcath

Mon Apr 19, 2004 8:31 am

#2

"What specials does my Tabby have? Oh, yeah. ClawsToGroin2..."

"I don't want a dog in my house unless it's a BE Rotwiler with KD and Face-Lick-Stun (the second for friends)."

-V

Leadhead101

Mon Apr 19, 2004 8:37 am

#3

"How you know you've been an MCH for too long"

When you get to the third row of boxes and it says "This skill requires 87,500creature handling experience"

"Nothing would be what it is, Because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise -what it is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"

NlMH

Mon Apr 19, 2004 3:28 pm

#4

When you've grown comfortable with being poor and doing favors for others without embersement just to so you can tell yourself you still have some use in the world.

Alas, Creature Handling is as much a profession as Liberal Art is. I will admit, Creature Handling is certainly more fun.

Message Edited by NlMH on 04-19-2004 06:58 PM

Message Edited by NlMH on 04-20-2004 12:12 AM

"Dogs have masters. Cats have staff" -Anonymous

Yvile

Wed Apr 21, 2004 10:20 am

#5

Creature Handling is to SWG Professions as a Liberal Arts degree is to higher education.

You spend all your time in charitable duties to make yourself feel important

and you still end up working some other trade to make money

Message Edited by Yvile on 04-21-2004 12:22 PM

magitek82

Wed Apr 21, 2004 10:34 am

#6

You know when you've been a MCH for too long when you walk up to a stray puppy or kitten on the street and follow it around, saying "Don't be Scared" and "Good...er...boy?"

And then theanimal starts chewing your leg off, you go "Well, i...guess i failed to tame it.....better smack it with 1 hit to 'put it down.'"

taloncard

Wed Apr 21, 2004 10:48 am

#7

you have a picture of this.

http://www.thelunatick.com/swg/screenShot0071.jpg

ahhh the good old days.

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