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Thread: Imposters in the wild frontier!

Fubuki
Thu Jul 08, 2004 6:56 pm
#1

So there I was, walking through Dathomir... my feral bantha was having a hard time with all the humidity so we stopped to rest. It was then when I noticed behind a tree, a lurking "injured kwi".

Knowing these guys can be quite brutal when injured and very fearful of strangers, I disguised my scent and snuck up behind him. Then I reached into my pack and pulled out a pet stim pack, however as I tried to apply the stim pack, I had my moment of greatest surpirse! God himself spoke down upon me and said:

"You were unable to use this device, the injured kwi is not a creature!"

Eep! What is it? And why is it licking my toes? Could it be a mechanial imperial monitoring device? Or a cleverly disguised manta bush? And why didn't God take tell me that my bantha ran off to play with the rancors while I was trying to heal the imperial spy anomaly? Injured kwi indeed.

Poor Snuffy
Kryyygarr
Thu Jul 08, 2004 7:26 pm
#2

Hehe



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BlindTyldak
Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:29 pm
#3

LOL!
KisiRunningstar
Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:53 pm
#4

lol nice story. woot 100 posts


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BlindTyldak
Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:02 pm
#5

Oh, speaking of funny pet stories and Imperials, someone posted a screenshot today of their stormtrooper pet fining him 2000 credits for petting it.
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