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Brudeing over my looong wish list of krayt guns and skill tapes, I decided I to head to endor to "help a sad little girl...do something or other. The point is I needed money. My current job title includes alot of mental stress so I had been taking heavily to the vasairian brandy bottle. Oh yes aiming a rifle these days means that your speeder will inevitably end up wrapped around a large endorian redwood tree!

Anyhow,

"Nothing would be what it is, Because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise -what it is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"

Brudeing over my looong wish list of krayt guns and skill tapes, I decided I to head to endor to "help a sad little girl...do something or other. The point is I needed money. My current job title includes alot of mental stress so I had been taking heavily to the vasairian brandy bottle. Oh yes aiming a rifle these days means that your speeder will inevitably end up wrapped around a large endorian redwood tree!

Anyhow, the little girl said something about gleaming lantern birds at

"Nothing would be what it is, Because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise -what it is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"

Brudeing over my looong wish list of krayt guns and skill tapes, I decided I to head to endor to "help a sad little girl...do something or other. The point is I needed money. My current job title includes alot of mental stress so I had been taking heavily to the vasairian brandy bottle. Oh yes aiming a rifle these days means that your speeder will inevitably end up wrapped around a large endorian redwood tree!

Anyhow, the little girl said something about gleaming lantern birds at - 0123 4567. I went to stake the place out. Sure enough, there they were, all two of them, their buddies playing 7 card stud inside a dimly lit earthen mound...or was it a cluster of brambles? Eyieyei, anyways I pulled out "friskys" and hit the bottle a couple of times and was about to send him out and blam! Three rather pissed off boar wolves come at me from out of nowhere. "Kill!" I tell the Handstanding gurrcat (actually I am exagerating, it was reallyan encryptedpoint to point radio channelto which the reciver is planted in the pets head)as I run for my...I was flattened in three steps!

The battle raged on however as the cat did his damndest to turn the melee into a sylvester and tweety tornado brawl that headed 30 meters to the west. I stumbled to my feet and started headshotting like mad! After friskies and I licked our wounds, there it was a baby boar wolf. After numerrous times of trying to tame animals in the wild, I had just about given up. I kept hallucinateing the words "you cannot tame that" but what do yah know. Apparently boar wolves love the smell of vasarian breath!

Friskys and I go back to exacting revenge for some sad 9 year old and finish of the two gleaming lantern birds and thier degenerate buddies and here come the dogs again. This time we were ready and proceeded to blow their heads off. When the dust settled, there was another baby boar wolf. I couldnt believe the luck, two in one day! Both from the same litter...awww isnt that sweet!

I decided it only be fitting to name them Ren and Stimpy because...well cause I was hammered and it seemed a good idea at the time!

"Nothing would be what it is, Because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise -what it is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"

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Nice story.

Combat is stressful on us all, it's alright to hit the Vasarian Brandy bottle to calm your nerves in combat. If you feel yourself being too dependent, then it's time to put down the bottle and catch a show (entertainer buffs) every now and then. However, it's not just the combat professionals that have a thing for the bottle, almost the entire medical community does as well.

- Ivoe

Travin Greytin - Master Doctor - Master BE (12 point)
(Sunrunner) CTI Industries (5000, 6000) Kaadara Naboo
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Ivoe Greytin - Master Bounty Hunter - Master Creature Handler
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"Nothing would be what it is, Because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise -what it is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"