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Thread: Where did he go now?

blastcypher
Fri Jun 11, 2004 2:04 pm
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Ext. Tattoine - Dune Wastelands


My Gurreck, Security and me have been walking for hundreds of meters looking for this hard to find Wild Dune Boar. Or, Wild Dune Bore - cause that's what it is: Boring. He must drop out of the sky or something. I turn around and.... where's Security?



blastcypher: Security! Where are you? You big 'fraidy-cat! Get out here, now!


I patiently wait.....15 seconds. Oh, but wait! A kreetle decides to take a bite of my composite boot.



blastcypher: Security, now look at what you've done! Arrrrgh! I'm gonna have to wait another 15 seconds!


Kills the kreetle....15 second wait again, but this time I move 40meters away. And oh! A pack of Bocatts!


blastcypher: Oh no you better not!


Agroed! Looks like our replacement for some of our useless commands is /autostore. They tried to pass this off as a 75m feature? I thought it was creative the way theydisguised the warping mission bug, by adding a system message claiming to Update the location. That bug I can learn to live with. But I'm tired of playing hide-go-seek with my pets/droids/swoops. What next, a wookie on the back of a craftable milk carton?



Wookie: Thanks for the buff, Doc!

He bows, then without notice: vanishes back into some Devs datapad.



blastcypher
~ master shipwright ~
~ master teras kasi ~
"Out of millions of sperm, you were the fastest one?"

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