Creature Handler Archive

Thread: What Dev's Dream About

SkyPreacher1
Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:20 pm
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Camera Pans to a sign "Abandon hope all ye who enter here"

below which is another sign " SOE Star Wars Galaxy"

Below which hangs yet the last sign "Creature Handlers Profession"


Zoom out:

A long line of Master CH's carrying the decayed remains of their favorite pets, cradled lovingly in their arms. As they pass a large sooty oily fire, Thunder Heart forces them to throw their beloved pets onto the growing heap. This is followed by TH's laugh and caustic comment "Poke-pet Poke-pet MUAHAHAHA"


As the line continues Runesbara, stands to one side stripping the titles so hard fought for off each player Master Creature Handler. A long low moan escapes the throat of the dedicated few. Rune ROFL thinks biggest joke in world.


At the end of the line stands JustG with a staff, TKM to the Right Master Rifleman to the Left, make your choice make your choice.


As the mists roll in the CH profession slowly fades into nothing.

Around the developement table champagne is passed around and a full scale party follows.



....and then no matter how hard we get nerfed, we still keep CH because we are still some of the coolest characters on the game.

BOYCOTTING JUMP TO LIGHTSPEED UNTIL COMBAT BALANCE AND GCW REVAMP!
SWG: Quote: Grand moff Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. you my friend are all thats left of their religon. Except for the other 5000 over there...
marxo777
Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:23 pm
#2

ROFL !



Thats was awesome dood! If this was any other board ya prob would get the thread locked but since its the CH board........




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