Creature Handler Archive
Thread: CH my Destiny (funny)
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thlstdrgn
Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:24 pm
#1
I was born to be CH. The year was 1979. The place was Dallas Texas. When I was born, there was a standing ovation. Hundreds of people were in attendence along with hot dogs, popcorn, and various iced beverages. It was a great show, my birth. It was the greatest show on earth to be more precise. I was born in a trailer in the back of a traveling circus. I was brought center ring where I received an eruption of cheers from drunken sailorsand families alike. My up bringing was interesting to say the least. I had tight rope artists to help me with my homework and bearded ladies to give me dating tips. When it came to earning my keep there was only one place I cared to be, the animals. I loved them. They were my best friends and I would do anything I could to be near them. I even went so far as to get someone fired because I would clean up after the animals for free and the "small man" just had to have a pay check. My affinity for the animals became my job. First as the assistant to the trainer, then the trainer. 23 years later SWG came out. So it's pet class for me where ever I go....Sorry ppl I was bored. FYI I wasn't born in a circus and I hate cleaning up after animals. Have a good en.
Message Edited by thlstdrgn on 10-05-2004 09:07 AM
KOBALDONWANDERHOME
Mon Oct 04, 2004 7:07 pm
#4
b'day shared with London Calling woot! you WERE serious about 1979, right?
thlstdrgn
Mon Oct 04, 2004 7:34 pm
#5
Oh yea......1979.
Message Edited by thlstdrgn on 10-05-2004 03:56 AM
thlstdrgn
Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:11 pm
#6
I guess no one else likes the circus. Fine then. I'm leaving andtaking my free elephant ride with me.
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