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Thread: It's my Opinion that a Varied Assortment of Corny Jokes will Save Our Profession
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Grable22
Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:16 pm
#1
What do you call a drowning nuna? Nuna fish... *is heckled and eventually beaten*
Feel free to offer you own corny jokes (hopefully much more well thought-out than this spur of the moment one)
P9M
Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:22 pm
#2
What do you call a Dev who cares about CH?
LOSER, then kick him off the team.
(Miss you holo)
LOSER, then kick him off the team.
(Miss you holo)
Grable22
Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:38 am
#3
I'm sure he's someone in the wilds of Nevada so he can't spill truth behind CH... the animals were supposed to control us *dun dun dun*
taloncard
Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:06 pm
#4
where does a rancor lay down??
Pre nerf answer :anywhere he wants.
Post Nerf answer: whereever he was incapped.
How many devs does it take to change a lightbulb?
None they just code in the dark (and it shows )
Pre nerf answer :anywhere he wants.
Post Nerf answer: whereever he was incapped.
How many devs does it take to change a lightbulb?
None they just code in the dark (and it shows )
OldPainless
Mon Aug 02, 2004 8:50 am
#7
why did th ch cross the road?
his pet got stuck on the other side 
JMShunter
Mon Aug 02, 2004 1:34 pm
#9
true story:
One day back when the game first came out thunder heart was wandering the wilds of endor. He had some missions and was trying to make some money.(this was before the devs could randomly create money) His missions were gurreck missions. He pulled out his uber t21 and started firing. As he massacred the gurrecks with his 1 speed 1000-4000 damage rifle he thought, this takes to long.57.3 seconds later the lair was destroyed and he moved to his next mission. He looked over both shoulders to make sure noene was watching. Then with the grace and determination of a true star wars kid he pulled his nerf bat and charged the gurrecks. When he was done with them the gurrecks were laying down on the ground with a creature level and sucky stats. He then used his jedi mind tricks(yes he unlocked) to make the gurrecks go and spread the plague of nerfdom across the planet. . Whenever a mission withcreatures took over 31.7 seconds he would simply beat away with his nerf bat. Bringing us to the present state of ch today.
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