Creature Handler Archive

so when i pvp i have a pet out, cause i'm an mch i might as well right? and something hits me. I pull the mantrigue, and i pull a cl 10 gurreck with strong poison/strong disease ranged attack (i have a be formula to produce these, its beautiful) and i go pvping. Everyone ignores my pets! they attack me and leave the pets alone! of course my macro which spams the plague strike command for the mantrigue and alternates between poison and disease for the gurreck is going. conveinently the command for plague strike is Dizzy! and commands for the gurreck are Blind! and Stun! my opponents are just shaking their heads at this noob ch. Course they are getting system messages saying they've been diseased and poison'ed and such, but i'm also weilding a lance, so they think its the lances(The lances i have are actually diseasing and such as well, just not as well as plague strike) Then the first 1k disease tick hits them. 999 health wounds. Then a 1k action tick, 999 action wounds, then a 1k mind tick 999 mind wounds. Now you add that on to my lances, and the poison from the gurreck, and their ham is getting pretty low. Now i have a fire lance for every pool, and when i see i'm about to go down i light them up. Then i die and clone. Then my opponent succumbs to the dots and he dies and clones, with 1 point in all pools. Hes off for some major healing, i'm ready for more. And i realized, this stratedgy of mine only works as long as people continue to veiw pets as worthelss in pvp.

/huzzahforusingaweaknessasatrength

the above post should make no sense, should be offensive, and should get flamed. the ideas contained herein should be absurd and insane. If for some reason the above post shows compassion, intelligence, sanity, or kindness I highly suggest you run like hell, a major change has just ripped through the world.

You are either a genious...or pure evil!