Creature Handler Archive

Yesterday with no SWG I was fine, I was hanging out with friends, had a couple drinks and watched a movie. Today however.....bad things.....

For the past 3 hours I've been sitting in a makeshift tent inside my living room. I "harvested" the blanket hides of my bed and the bones of my ironing board. Night must have fallen, because not a single light was on. Gripping mypaper towel roll cdf pistol close, I watched through the opening of my tent.

Then I saw it, 3 sets of glimmering eyes. One was smaller than the others, so I KNEW it had to be the baby. Slowly I crawled through the flap in my tent, careful not to make a sound. I checked to make sure I was down windof the heater as I approched.

I stoped with in mere centimeters from my target. I downed some rum, because brandy wasn't avaliable, hopeing it would have the same effect, and a couple of pecans to help my taming.

I reached out my hand with some tasty treats and carefully and calmly started to tame this vicious beast.

"steady...." It looked right at me with it's glowing brown eyes.

"good...er...boy" It took a step at me, testing me....

"don't bite me." It sniffed my hand, and I knew I had it, or did I?

All of a sudden, it jumped at me! I'VE BEEN AGROED!!! NO!!! Quickly, I tried to run, tripping over the obsticals of the table mound, and running into the barracade of the bathroom door. It was no use, I was caught.

I fell to the soft plush carpet terrain and waited my fate as the three vicous, monsterous, blood thirty animals circled me. Then with out warning or a sound, they POUNCED AND IT WAS OVER!!

Then as I was being attacked, the bedroom door opened, and my wife looked down at me, being over run by our three cats and shook her head.

"If you're gonna keep acting like this, we might as well just find the money for your account."

but alas, this misson didn't give me enough credits to do so. *sigh* maybe next time. heheheh

(I was board and figured I would try some comical writing. hehehe)

Walle Deabi - Shortest Master Creature Handler on Shadowfire

"Yes, my spelling and grammer sucks, but I never claimed to be an English Major." -Wallach1

ROFL

Thanks for that

lmao, very good story. Maybe we can group up and do some solo missions. The possums come out at night and could almost pass as mutant womp rats .....

/tip 50.00

=SIVART SMADA= ~ANNAED SMADA~
-Elder Jedi--Elder Medic-
DWORKIN = Officer
!Master Creature Handler Forever!

Caramar, Bria
Former Master Creature Handler/Master Scout/Ranger 0030/TKM
Now CL90 Jedi, Master Politician, Corsec Ace Pilot
Rare/Uncommon Pets Tamed: Wastelands CuPa, Swamp Stalker, Giant Veermok, Ravenous Roba Stalker, Jundland Eopie, War Gronda, Canoid Hunter, Male and Female Swamp Tusk Cat, Mantigrue Hunter, Boar Wolf Ravager, Bark Mite Burrower Collector, Merek Deaths Head, Gurreck, Prowling Gurreck, Mantigrue Screecher.

Dexeo, Bria; Former CL 90 Officer, now CL 90 Commando

Oh damn it! I thought you found my cat!

Great post, dude. Just save some RL money and don't ever cancel your account. MMORPG (in fact RL) need people like you.

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I'm tired of signatures

Hehe ..... these are the stories i love to read in the morning

Start your day with a smile .....

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MarlonB - Farstar
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Severan T'iam (Valcyn) RIP 7/2/2003-5/8/2005.
Master Nerf herder (oops I mean CH oops CH is gone but never forgotten)
SWG: Quote: Grand moff Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. you my friend are all thats left of their religon. Except for the other 5000 over there...

hehehe

Master Creature Handler - Teras Kasi Master
rawr!

lmao

I know the feeling..............Except instead of a wife the guys in the room across the hall give me wierd looks when they see me trying to tame various rodents in the basement of the dorm..........................

http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board/message?board.id=creature_handler&message.id=218063">Clicky To My Sticky

"If nothing else, I've got time to explore some of the other games my friends are playing. It could easily be argued that the NGE is the best thing ever to happen to guild wars" - Me

Velitham MCH

Haahahahahha ok thats freaking funny~!!!

5 stars, hahah hell 6 stars~!!

Sin'jin Storm, Pre-cu Jedi
Saxiff Stormborn, Master Rifleman/MBH
Tempest...
Chaos

To those who fight for it.....Life has a flavor the protected never know.