Creature Handler Archive
Thread: Devs: I am numb
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Pluto9Moon
Fri Mar 12, 2004 12:10 pm
#1
Pink Floyd
Comfortably Numb
Hello? (devs)
Is there anybody in there? (where are you?)
Just nod if you can hear me. (can we get some feedback?)
Is there anyone home? (are you ever gonna answer?)
Come on, now. (ever?)
I hear you're feeling down. (the whole game is bugged)
Well I can ease your pain, (listen to the players)
Get you on your feet again. (this game can be better)
Relax. (take a deep breath and listen to us)
I need some information first. (you need to tell us)
Just the basic facts, (where is CH going)
Can you show me where it hurts? (show us why you hate us so much)
There is no pain, you are receding. (we have lost faith in you you cant hurt us anymore)
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon. (we play not for the game anymore but our friends)
You are only coming through in waves. (youre doing too little too late)
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're sayin'. (Thunderhear never makes sense)
When I was a child I had a fever. (we are boiling mad)
My hands felt just like two balloons. (helpless and adrift)
Now I got that feeling once again. (you have to include us)
I can't explain, you would not understand. (youve not tried to this far)
This is not how I am. (I do not like being angry)
I have become comfortably numb. (really numb)
Ok. (are you listening)
Just a little pinprick. (Ouch what nerf)
There'll be no more ...Aaaaaahhhhh! (The bugs are left to make sure dabblers dont come back)
But you may feel a little sick. (yeah im sickened)
Can you stand up? (no CH doesnt stand)
I do believe it's working. Good. (yeah you borked us for good)
That'll keep you going for the show. (all we have is show of pride CH is broken)
Come on it's time to go. (yeah we know you want rid of us)
There is no pain, you are receding. (devs we have no faith in you)
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon. (ghosts are more real at this point)
You are only coming through in waves. (Every fix breaks something else)
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're sayin'. (thunderheat called us what??)
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse, (Star Wars was the bomb)
Out of the corner of my eye. (the dreams it inspired)
I turned to look but it was gone. (youve broken the dream)
I cannot put my finger on it now. (except maybe the devs need to stop and take a reality check)
The child is grown, the dream is gone. (we wont be fooled like little children, you broke it)
I have become comfortably numb. (maybe its because ive been holding my breath for devs to fix something)
Comfortably Numb
Hello? (devs)
Is there anybody in there? (where are you?)
Just nod if you can hear me. (can we get some feedback?)
Is there anyone home? (are you ever gonna answer?)
Come on, now. (ever?)
I hear you're feeling down. (the whole game is bugged)
Well I can ease your pain, (listen to the players)
Get you on your feet again. (this game can be better)
Relax. (take a deep breath and listen to us)
I need some information first. (you need to tell us)
Just the basic facts, (where is CH going)
Can you show me where it hurts? (show us why you hate us so much)
There is no pain, you are receding. (we have lost faith in you you cant hurt us anymore)
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon. (we play not for the game anymore but our friends)
You are only coming through in waves. (youre doing too little too late)
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're sayin'. (Thunderhear never makes sense)
When I was a child I had a fever. (we are boiling mad)
My hands felt just like two balloons. (helpless and adrift)
Now I got that feeling once again. (you have to include us)
I can't explain, you would not understand. (youve not tried to this far)
This is not how I am. (I do not like being angry)
I have become comfortably numb. (really numb)
Ok. (are you listening)
Just a little pinprick. (Ouch what nerf)
There'll be no more ...Aaaaaahhhhh! (The bugs are left to make sure dabblers dont come back)
But you may feel a little sick. (yeah im sickened)
Can you stand up? (no CH doesnt stand)
I do believe it's working. Good. (yeah you borked us for good)
That'll keep you going for the show. (all we have is show of pride CH is broken)
Come on it's time to go. (yeah we know you want rid of us)
There is no pain, you are receding. (devs we have no faith in you)
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon. (ghosts are more real at this point)
You are only coming through in waves. (Every fix breaks something else)
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're sayin'. (thunderheat called us what??)
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse, (Star Wars was the bomb)
Out of the corner of my eye. (the dreams it inspired)
I turned to look but it was gone. (youve broken the dream)
I cannot put my finger on it now. (except maybe the devs need to stop and take a reality check)
The child is grown, the dream is gone. (we wont be fooled like little children, you broke it)
I have become comfortably numb. (maybe its because ive been holding my breath for devs to fix something)
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