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Thread: Funniest pet commands!

Rocacca
Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:22 pm
#1

In this post, share the funniestline you have seen someoneuse to send their pet to do a command.


The funniest one ive seen is, this guys command for his merek to attack was "Hes got weed!" I was laughing my ass off when I dueled the guy and he sent the pet on me.
taloncard
Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:53 pm
#2

Someone had me train the attack command
"bite his balls off"

another was
"sic balls"

I use "feeding time "




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tarkus1268
Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:07 am
#3

I use "Play nice" as my attack command.


And for my Brackaset mount, "Hi Ho Tiny Away!" is for trick one, which does work while mounted, so I tend to use it when taking off. Now if I only had a cowboy hat and a black eyemask...




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Devadasis
Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:09 am
#4

yesterday i saw someone use: "Humphisleg" for attack



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jibberjabberfp
Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:23 am
#5

I saw the "Hes got weed!" one at the tusken fort, and it took me a minute, then I saw his pets attacking, i died laughing.
Hypnosan
Wed Feb 11, 2004 1:27 pm
#6

I used to use "Go for the eyes!".



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CHiP2sum
Sun May 30, 2004 10:21 pm
#7


A friend of mine has a Greater Desert Womp Rat that he tells to "follow target" with "he's got cheese"...lol




marxo777
Sun May 30, 2004 10:50 pm
#8

"Chase the Pedophile" is great for follow target. Ya might get a slap from aCSR for it tho.










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BlindTyldak
Mon May 31, 2004 9:07 am
#9

Was the "sic balls" pet named Chomper? 10 points to whoever remembers the movie/book that was from.


I had a hokey-pokey line for a while. Had a malklok that put his right foot in and his right foot out, a bantha that shaked it all about (gotta love that bantha bounce), a mountain krevol who did the hokey pokey and turned himself arund, and a graul mauler who clapped to "that's what its all about".

Mild-Breeze-Trooper
Mon May 31, 2004 9:51 am
#10

"Who wants steaming bantha love?" could work fine as an attack.

Or

"Hey, that's not a nice thing to say about a rancor's mother."




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GnortWrangler
Mon May 31, 2004 3:11 pm
#11







BlindTyldak wrote:

Was the "sic balls" pet named Chomper? 10 points to whoever remembers the movie/book that was from.








Stand by Me!! Greatest preteen-boys-going-to-look-for-a-dead-body movie EVER! (But I thought the dog's name was Chopper :wink


I had "Let's go" for my follow command, but so many people thought I was talking to them I had to stick it in a /tellpet macro.

(/logs to put funny commands on all her pets)
ambriosine
Mon May 31, 2004 6:29 pm
#12

Saw someone in coronet who's gurrcat's command for I think it's trick one, where they do a hand stand, " show us your nuts."
Coeus-Slaba
Mon May 31, 2004 6:42 pm
#13

u know who a bull bantha moutn when you do trick 2 he jerks around lookin like hes dancin well my command for that is


"ITS BANTHA MATTING SEASON COVER YOUR DRINKS!"


lol


me and a freind once had a dewback doing the stand on 2 legs behind my bantha it totaly looked like u know what we got screenshot dunno where it is tho arg!



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