Creature Handler Archive

TH: At ease soldier, I just wanted to take the time to congratulate one of our galaxy's finest CH's for showing great honor and loyal leadership across the stars. This promotion to Pilot is long overdue old friend.

TH: And as a token of my appreciation, I have fixed the frenzied graul bug.

(chuckles in the backround)

(bursts of laughter spill into the air, including TH)

Everyone yells: APRIL FOOLS!! HAHAHAHA

TH: Oh, isnt it? Dang, we have been playing JTL too long. Oh well, it was still funny. You should have seen the look on your face...you actually believed us! Hahaha! But ya, we were so boredwe thought what the heck, lets atleast crack a joke at those pokemon trainers.

(more outbursts of laughter)

TH: Alright, now leave us We have, uh (clears throat) work to do. Ya...you know, fix bugs and read the forum and...uh...oh ya, continue reviewingour "revamp notes. (more laughter)

(silence)

TH: Oh, huh? Did you say something? I was too busy shooting up my buddy's X-Wing. We named it "Pluto." I never did like him...he called me names! Anyway, go tame one of those...what are they called? Oh ya, graul frenzies. Ya, you dont have that one yet do you?

TH: Nah, you're just not lookin hard enough. They're labeled tamable right? Well, then they have babies. Couldnt be a bug, we fixed that bug last December, remember?

TH: Ya...you know whos hot? Sienna Guillory. Mmmmmm, the things I would do to her...Tivo, who would you pick: Sienna Guillory or Kiera Knightley?

TH: Wow, never thought of it like that. Man I'll tell ya, I just need to open my eyes sometimes. Theres so much out there I'm missin!

(then a frenzied graul attacks SOE Corporate Building and eats everyone, except me and TH. He looks at TH, looks at me, and back at TH. CRUSHES him with his fists of rage trick...you know, the one he does when hes sitting down and pounds the ground with his fists...puts me on his shoulder, and we go watch the Star Wars trilogy DVD)